Sung to supporters of other clubs who called us yokels:
I can’t read and I can’t write, but that don’t really matter,
I come from down in Southampton town, and I can drive a tractor.
I can plough, and milk a cow, and drive a big green mower,
But the thing that I likes best is being a strawberry grower.
Ooooh-aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!