The only Portly in Club Wembley will; be going down with my Stiltonly Course
You Sizeist Shortass bastard
Did I ever tell you about time I won nearest the pin at THAT Par 3 in a Pro-Am at the Scottsdale TPC? It was the week after they played the Phoenix Open andā¦nahā¦ that might be true but the REAL stories concerned the after hours activities but what happens on tour stays on tourā¦
yep, apart from being a Southampton tragic I am also a golf tragic as wellā¦ 
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OMG birds of a feather flock together!!
One and only time i played golf 
Open course at St Andrews ā¦round in 72 
wot a star
Walking into the clubhouseā¦was informed I still had another 9 holes to play 
COYS
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Genius @old-ottery Why didnāt I think of that before?
Sod the pre-match beers, whoās in for a round of Golf? only 40 quid tee times from 11:30 would finish just in time for kick off
Harry S Colt designed classic course just up the road.
We could be the first ever Saints Fans Forum to have a Golf Day on our way to a Wembley Cup Final. Gotta be better than Silverspoons (and probably cheaper)
@dubai_phil Iād be up for that but never having swung a golf club in anger (or otherwise) in my life I fear that an 11:30 start would not give us enough time.
Maybe an 11:30 start the day before might work!!
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Donāt worry @btripz Iām sure youād have been better than Tiger was down here week before lastā¦
Is Tiger still a sex addict or did he reconcile that part of his life? Seems to me as soon as he stopped banging hookers his game went to pot.
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Just got a ticket, not cheap, about Ā£125 all in. Not sure if I will go though as it is just a single ticket and Iām going on an all dayer the day before.
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yeah I managed to get 9 tickets in the end. I like to create an exclusion zone around myself. I wouldnāt want to sit next to a stinky stranger.
Not sure if Iāll actually go tho you know, depends what else is going on. See how I feel on the day.
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Southampton vs Manchester United
Stand:LV1
Area:B142
Row:19
Seat:0255
See you there bear.
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I believe ā¦SOLD OUT
Dear Phil of the desert sands.
I was talking to my mate Nick Faldo and he just happened to mention that Saints allocation of tickets was now all sold. 
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Sorry about yesterdays post containing nothing - I wish I could say I was being profound, or even come up with something funny. However, not sure Iāve had 7 likes before though, so Iāll say nothing more often.
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Yay.
I also can spread out. I now have 2 tickets.
And a lot of family & mates who want 1 of them.
Who wants to sully their reputation forever
Let me know if any of them are rich and want to buy mine for oil prices. I am a bit of a downer about this and like a Russian woman drinking in a hotel bar, will probably have a price. t&Cs apply: Camel milk not accepted, supplement for listening to golf stories chargeable by the minute.
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