Welcome to our newest members

No-one outside of promotion-era match threads and LVSaint knew who I was on Steveweb, and I was planning on that being the same here.

But if I suppose if I get my own private room, then I may reconsider.

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Only midweek!

I’m a bit scared to go to Ohio’s room on my own. Can’t someone else take it?

A belated “welcome” Cicada Saint!

I put the extra werthers original on your pillow - while you slept.

We’re now at 59 members (still), by Xmas we could hit 60!

It’s OK Louise, no need to worry.

I happen to know that in the real world Ohio Saint is a respected politician called Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

There’s no way he would risk his reputation, and rape a stranger visiting his room.

Am I right, Dom?

Now hurry up back to the kitchen, His papship’s kedgeree is getting cold.

Actually, I think the admininstrator account is included in that total, so it’s only really 58.

So our membership is technically going down - and I’m sure there’s a few double accounts in there too.

I’m off back to Steveweb *.

See you losers!

* Nice reference Cicada Saint.

Originally posted by @saintbletch

So our membership is technically going down - and I’m sure there’s a few double accounts in there too.

I’m off back to Steveweb *.

See you losers!

* Nice reference Cicada Saint.

More like technically misreported by our ever dysfunctional butler :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

:confused:

I’m either amused, having a stroke, or I’ve got Bell’s palsy.

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Thanks for the warm welcome.

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Originally posted by @Fatso

Thanks for the warm welcome.

If you don’t like it, go and start your own spin off forum FFS.

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I think Dr Rosenpenis is due a welcome too.

C’mon Bletch - catch up!

Originally posted by @Fatso

Thanks for the warm welcome.

I can only apologise Fatso, and whilst this will be a feeble excuse, I can only offer that I wasn’t appointed site butler until after you joined.

That said, a warm welcome to you too, and your chins - thanks for contributing.

I’ve taken the liberty of placing you in room 1101 on the ground floor next to the kitchens, and away from the gym.

Is that the sort of euphemism that I hear once a year from Mrs Bletch, Lou?

This.

That.

The rest.

This is as good a place as any, if not the best place, for me to welcome new members, and hand out a few tips.

Thanks ever so much for joining up. We may not be the largest forum out there, but we’re active, and pound for pound, I think we’re right up there in terms of poster contribution. It’s a lighter, funnier Southampton forum where things can go wildly off-topic and never quite get back on track. Thanks to all that have joined so far for being a part in its success.

Tips:

Don’t “link” vids. Just copy and paste them so they look like any other piece of text. The parser that reprints your post will automatically sort you out. I’m working on a longer term replacement.

Check your quoting. On most browsers, the cursor falls in the right place when you hit the Quote button. On some, it doesn’t.

Bletch has gone mad with power due to the butler status. It’s like he’s quaffed 100 “brave pills” in one go. Please forgive him of this hopefully temporary truculence. We are sending a repair bot out.

I’d like an “end of weekend” report from Dr. Rosenpenis, who I believe goes by Bearsy (not that kind of bear) during the week.

Was it everything he hoped for? Did the Rosenpenis alias help him in any other tasks, such as secret agent mission or delivery to McDonalds grill bay parking? What is in a name, exactly?

Originally posted by @pap

What is in a name, exactly?

I find Dr. Rosenpenis to be a v.funny name! PAPSWEB QUIZ: Dr. Rosenpenis is from a movie i saw accidentally on tv a while back. It is quite an old movie prob from i.e. 80s. Can you, without googles, identify the movie? Here is the scenario:

Man in movie, is pretending to be a Doctor in a hospital, for some reason I can’t remember. He is challenged as to his identity by a nurse. He proceeds to apply confusion on the nurse, by dropping files and causing commotion, all the time giving his name as different variants on the Rosen name. I’m Doctor Rosenthal. My name Is Doctor Rosen-Rosen. Rosenherpes. The one that made me lol hard, was Dr. Rosenpenis!

Winner gets free membership to Papsweb.

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Was it Doctor Zivagina?

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no halo but i think ur on Right Lines!

Great description Bear. You really brought it to life. Seriously.

The movie is called Bletch.

I think.

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