:trumpdumb: Trumped!

We just had a couple of yanks turn up offshore and one of them when introducing himself said he had worked in the Gulf of America. I challanged him and asked him where is The Gulf of America ?
His responce was thats what Google maps now calls it.
Anyway after much laughter he carried on and then called it the Gulf of Mexico and his colleague gave him a Paddington stare and the first yank said I called it the gulf of Mexicio didnt I and then appologised to his colleague. Twats.

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This shit has to be challenged every time you hear it. They’ll soon get tired of it. :smiley:

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LOL. Nicked.

There is a very reasonable outcry against Trump’s State Visit, but maybe, given his stance on not being able to support Ukraine’s security, we should advise him that on his State Visit we also will not be able to offer him any protection, and we require a 50% stake in all US oil revenues as thanks for extending him this honour…

Seems reasonable. We should probably advertise the lack of security as widely as possible.

As much as I hate to say this - Starmer has done well - pander to the dick heads ego - give him an honoury knighthood in exchange for a favourable trade deal. Let’s be honest, the honours system is corrupt as fuck so let’s use it to our advantage

The real danger is that Vance - he is Trump on steroids. If the orange prick doesn’t survive 4 years we are dealing with him. From what I have read the FO know this and have been working on him since before Xmas

I have to agree but he’s got an even bigger task coordinating European cooperation with the US. Ultimately, Europe is more important to us.

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Tusk said something profound this week

Why does a continent of 500m rely on the support of a country of 300m to defend them from a country of 140m

Yeah but 70m of those are French, so you can’t count them.

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It would be hilarious is the Europeans managed to broker a peace deal. Poor old Trump would lose his chance of a Nobel Peace Prize that he covets

Better still sign the deal for minerals

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But it’s true! Fucking woke nonsense - apologising for the truth

Reading that S Korea are now considering what to do in light of the erratic behavior in the White House - they ever went as far as not ruling out acquiring nukes

Not a good time to be heading off to Taiwan for a conference or holiday or whatever either

The old folks are pulling into Taiwan on a cruise in the next couple of days

If WW3 kicks off this week it will almost certainly be due to something my old man said

WW3 kicked off the day Putin came to power.
The West were just like the Native Indians who gave away Manhatten for a few baubles and some Candy

How is that ‘woke nonsense’ ?

Man speaks with fat fingers…our illustrious ancestors received much Wampum and many flaggons of fire-water for waste ground .