IF I Have News for You US ever reseurfaces it would be safe to allegedge he went round showing congressmen photos of underage girls he had…
How did we miss this video?
Well, that would have veen awkward
Trump wanted him to run Justice…
Just poacher turned game keeper all pretty normal 
Anyone else worry about WTAF Tango Man is going to do with the world when he gets into power. He’s a fuck wit.
Nice close out line ‘‘it takes 2 to tango’’, is he talking about his make up artists?
Trump has surely lost the plot. He has threatened to use military force if necessary to take control of Greenland, because it is an “absolute necessity” for America’s economic security. He has also threatened to use American military force to take control of the Panama canal. Fucking nutter.
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He is right about this bit - if access to the canal was denied to the US, it would create a big economic headache for the US and would also have huge strategic ramifications for them militarily.
RTFQ CB - my above post was referring to panama - not greenland - fuck knows what he is on about up there
Good old Mark…
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I liked the next article down
As an Arctic blast sweeps the country and temperatures plummet to -16C, the Met Office has issued a red frustration warning for car owners who will spend 20 minutes chiselling ice from their windscreens before they go anywhere.
A Met Office spokesperson said: “We told you all not to travel unless absolutely necessary. But you ignored our advice to get to your terrible jobs, instead sitting behind misted windscreens screaming at your ignition for not doing its usual thing.
“Driving on icy roads is a secondary hazard. You’ll be lucky to get that far. The real danger is biting your steering wheel in a bezerker fury while your engine turns over again and again in an empty car park.
“The chorus of irate expletives will be strongest in the north where temperatures are at their lowest, but even across civilised areas in the south you will hear men earning six figures shout ‘start you useless piece of clapped-out shit’ until they pass out.
“We recommend in such circumstances that motorists try the ignition repeatedly, no matter how fruitless, while red-faced with rage. It won’t work but it might attract the attention of the kind of man who has jump leads.”
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I used to have a Ford Capri that intermittently had a jammed starter motor. Luckily Lady Slowlane was usually on hand to to give the car a jolly good shove, whilst I did the difficult bit…letting out the clutch when she’d got the car up to speed.
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Trump gets sentenced today in NY for he hush money case - amazingly the Supreme Court refused to delay it. The world will go nuts if he is sent down.
No doubt he wanted to delay until after his inauguration so he had the power to shit can it
The judge has already stipulated no Jail time.
Would be funny if he had to wear a tag and be home by 6pm every day.
There are obviously several euphemisms in there that I am too gentlemanly to highlight
I’m only too pleased to confirm that the suggestion of the use of euphemisms, is not entirely misplaced.
That car contained a lot of happy memories.
WTAF?
No fine, no jail time, no community service, no nothing