Yay, right answer, Ant! Pap, give this man a badge.
If a badge is handed out, it is only going to be to confer at best, anomalous status. While it sounds good, I’m not sure I buy it, even on a scientific level. The biological imperative makes baps part of the attraction in a heterosexual relationship. As an organism, ant’s best chance of fulfilling the biological imperative is a wide range of partners, or at the least the choice of a wide range of partners. Being compatible with only one set of breasts narrows the field somewhat. It’s a minor miracle that ant has found partners
I dunno though Pap. Is this really the case, or is this just the same old reasoning reeled out by blokes to legitimise their ogling of women’s breasts? Its only natural blah blah.
Breasts are interesting to look at, there’s no doubt - different shapes, soft and bouncy, plus always under wraps - so I can understand the curiosity value. But they having nothing to do with getting a women pregnant. And before ankles were on show on a daily basis, men got excited about them too.
I dunno though Pap. Is this really the case, or is this just the same old reasoning reeled out by blokes to legitimise their ogling of women’s breasts? Its only natural blah blah.
Breasts are interesting to look at, there’s no doubt - different shapes, soft and bouncy, plus always under wraps - so I can understand the curiosity value. But they having nothing to do with getting a women pregnant. And before ankles were on show on a daily basis, men got excited about them too.
Those are some interesting points there, especially the ones that boil down to wanting what you can’t have, or at the very least, are not allowed to see. There have been civilizations in the past where women walked around essentially bare-chested. I can’t imagine they’d have got too much done if they’d have spent their entire time engaged in nipple tweaking runs.
I don’t quite get the business with ankles, but neither do I dismiss it. The only reason I’m skeptical is that many of us have siblings of a different sex and would see ankles in the house, and beyond a tuft of hair, ankles aren’t generally a great point of difference between genders.
I admire your fire in stating your position, Tokes. ant did himself out of it anyway by admitting he’s a proper slut when he’s single. I think you can consider your concerns allayed.
Hold on!!! WTF is going on here! Ogling? When was this thread ever about Ogling tha booblies?
I thought we were talking about when the ladies already have them half out and put them plainly in your line of vision so you think, “Oooh! A boobly! I like those! I wonder what the precise etiquette is here regarding the time limit of eye/boobly contact!”
I’m not an ogler, I am an appreciative opportunist glancer of goods promimently displayed in the shop window when kindly presented for my perusal…I would like to further explain that any elbow boob I have EVER been the lucky recipient of has always been totally accidental. That is the nature of all things accidental. Sometimes accidents result in an horrific double decapitation of careless drivers and their passengers. Other times, accidents result in a cheap thrill transmitted through the elbow, or in some cases, the hand, like that one time with my cousin Anne-Marie, who shall remain nameless to protect her identity.
Sorry Ohio, I had to down vote you. I’m on your side, I really am. I really want you to be happy and surrounded by boobs for every hour you’re on this planet. But nonetheless, I am now slightly nervous of those “accidental” elbows. So I might keep my distance, hence the down vote.
i’m not even quite sure what he’s talking about. Is he going around elbowing birds in the tit? Is that something they like to do, in Ohio? I’m not sure it will catch on! Use ur hands, like a gentleman!
Sorry Ohio, I had to down vote you. I’m on your side, I really am. I really want you to be happy and surrounded by boobs for every hour you’re on this planet. But nonetheless, I am now slightly nervous of those “accidental” elbows. So I might keep my distance, hence the down vote.
You are losing friends here. I honestly regard ladles as the superior gender. They are the driving force of evolution as the sex that does all that natural selection thingy… OK, I do kinda wonder if why they were doing such a good job of that selection thing, why the hell do I exist, I just put that down to some kind of screw up due to the menstrual cycle when you all go a bit crazy and weird.
However, the elbow boob thingy is still definitely accidental on my part. There is nothing I can do about it except refuse to enjoy it. Is that what you want? Seriously? Could I deny the random scent of a rose caught by the wind? Deny the pleasure of the sight of a humming bird flitting briefly past my gaze? Deny the sense of soft fatty tissue gently brushing my elbow?
If this is the law of the PC world, then I say to you, good day sir/madam/goldfish… the law is an ass!!!
i’m not even quite sure what he’s talking about. Is he going around elbowing birds in the tit? Is that something they like to do, in Ohio? I’m not sure it will catch on! Use ur hands, like a gentleman!
Yes, I run around elbowing girls in the tit and make it look accidental. SSHHHH!!! If I own up to that, people will think the accidental pussy grab is also fake!
I find what you are saying scientifically impossible Ant.
As a warm blooded man often in the company of women of some description I have tried to avoid eye contact with the dreaded half boob as it egotistically attempts to disrobe itself, it is generally impossible. And like an itch you refuse to scratch it seemingly becomes worse the more its avoided.
This isnt only the case with pert, athletic breastage either, old or plump and generally unappealing breasts tend to also have a gravitational pull of my vision, whether its wanted or not.
Its tough being a man Lou, even with the best of intentions
i would forgive you all that, ohio, if you could figure out how to do the quoting properly
I know, I’m working on that. This site is a nightmare!!!
Like that nightmare I had when everthing I toched turned to baby poo.
You just need to put your sursor below the light-coloured vertical lines to the left which indicate quoted text. You may need to scroll down in the window to do this. Once your cursor is as far to the left as it can be, you’re all set and ready to quote aeay like Billy-oh!
i would forgive you all that, ohio, if you could figure out how to do the quoting properly
I know, I’m working on that. This site is a nightmare!!!
Like that nightmare I had when everthing I toched turned to baby poo.
You just need to put your sursor below the light-coloured vertical lines to the left which indicate quoted text. You may need to scroll down in the window to do this. Once your cursor is as far to the left as it can be, you’re all set and ready to quote aeay like Billy-oh!
Was your spelling meant as ironically as my cursor placement?
I find what you are saying scientifically impossible Ant. As a warm blooded man often in the company of women of some description I have tried to avoid eye contact with the dreaded half boob as it egotistically attempts to disrobe itself, it is generally impossible. And like an itch you refuse to scratch it seemingly becomes worse the more its avoided. This isnt only the case with pert, athletic breastage either, old or plump and generally unappealing breasts tend to also have a gravitational pull of my vision, whether its wanted or not. Its tough being a man Lou, even with the best of intentions
I recognise the challenge you’re going through, and respect the fact you clearly fight the daily struggle. I’ve met men like you, and always have the utmost empathy for the nervous roving eye. It’s not the most attractive quality in a man, but it definitely deserves respect.
But I think that’s very different to those who openly stare.
i would forgive you all that, ohio, if you could figure out how to do the quoting properly
I know, I’m working on that. This site is a nightmare!!!
Like that nightmare I had when everthing I toched turned to baby poo.
You just need to put your sursor below the light-coloured vertical lines to the left which indicate quoted text. You may need to scroll down in the window to do this. Once your cursor is as far to the left as it can be, you’re all set and ready to quote aeay like Billy-oh!
Was your spelling meant as ironically as my cursor placement?
Oh, Flyd Owl, that’s not like you.
On the beer?
I am undone, and not in a good way. Given my current on-call status, I cannot even claim excessive indulgence in the old sauce bottle. In fact, the strongest stuff I’ve had tonight is extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
I must now skulk off to a dark place. You may not hear from me for a while.
You are losing friends here. I honestly regard ladles as the superior gender. They are the driving force of evolution as the sex that does all that natural selection thingy… OK, I do kinda wonder if why they were doing such a good job of that selection thing, why the hell do I exist, I just put that down to some kind of screw up due to the menstrual cycle when you all go a bit crazy and weird.
However, the elbow boob thingy is still definitely accidental on my part. There is nothing I can do about it except refuse to enjoy it. Is that what you want? Seriously? Could I deny the random scent of a rose caught by the wind? Deny the pleasure of the sight of a humming bird flitting briefly past my gaze? Deny the sense of soft fatty tissue gently brushing my elbow?
If this is the law of the PC world, then I say to you, good day sir/madam/goldfish… the law is an ass!!!
A couple of observations, Mr Ohio.
You’d have a much stronger case if you used a hot avatar pic (like Bletch does) rather than a rather scary one.
Women aren’t ladles.
Women don’t want to be considered superior - we just want to be equal!
The last thing we’re going to be doing during our menstrual cycle is anything contributing to natural selection
Is the accidental elbow thing accidental on your part, or on the part of the owner of the boob?
What does rose scent have to do with it? Or hummingbirds?
