Internet trolls. Are their lives so sad and empty that the only way they can get off is to go online and wind up people they have never met? Fuckers.
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Motorists in front of you queuing for petrol who donāt realise that most pumps stretch to either side of the bloody car.
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This oneās harshā¦butā¦friends who want to use Messenger to have long and banal real time chats with you. That usually start off with āwhat ya doing?ā.
You mean friends that ask you āwhat ya doing?ā when all theyāre really interested in is having long and banal real time chats telling you what theyāre doing?
Yes, Lou, that is harsh.
Btw, what ya doing?
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Ha. At the moment, Iām reply to your message, Halo.
Well, itās more the real time chat thing. And expectations of immediate responses. I feel owned by my phone!
Oh, boo hoo, the internet trolls made me sad.
Those people who try and speak to you.
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Australian tails!
But, speaking on behalf of Fatso, I know he agrees with you.
Know what you mean, Lou, but, in truth, I find it difficult to picture you being owned by anything! 
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Aw, but Iām a complete softie in real life! Though, Iāve definitely got a independent streak 
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Also the ones where you have to tell them the way. 3 years of knowledge? really.
Rich āfamous/celebā people who get loads of free shit to advertise to us poor plebs so we buy that shit. That annoys me.
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Wimbledon spending millions on a roof for Centre Court and then not using it on an obviously showery day.
Lol, happened to me last week in London. Wanted to go to Lincoln inns field and the driver asked half way through the journey if he was going in the right direction. I may have been a little curt in response.
I had been living in London 6 months and got a black cab from Finsbury Park. I had to tell him which way to go. Ridiculous. Not sure of the point of doing the knowledge in an age of sat nav.
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TV by formula - they stumble across a ratings success and then scrape the last ounce of life out of the genre.
Singing competitions, decorating challenges, housing shit, baking competitions, effing dancing, celebrity judges ploughing through pre-scripted arguments with each other that can be recycled through tabloids and celebrity magazines until they return as news items on tv channels that shamelessly advertise their owns shows.
Do you want to see Alan Titchmarsh fuck up someoneās decking?
Which failed actor forgot to take the butter out of the fridge and made rubbish scones?
Can the ex-sportsman complete the tango without losing marks?
Who gives a fuck! - and then we get from the simplest of all simpletonsā¦
Did you see the big bust up between the judges on blah, blah, blah?
No, firstly because it is mindless shit made by idiots to fill the lives of other idiots, and secondly because it was clearly a PR stunt to advertise the new series of mindless shit.
I may embrace this thread, Iāve got plenty more where that came from and itās good therapyā¦
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āHey kids, Iām Jessie J. Why donāt you get a Mastercard so you can spend your lives paying the interest on things I personally only ever use once, thanks to my lucrative Mastercard dealā
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In the U.S. at the moment so hearing the overused word āawesomeā every five minutes. One thing that annoys me when walking around theme parks in 100 degree heat is seeing American teenage boys wearing ankle socks pulled up as high as they will go in sandals, looks feckin awful.
She obvisuly did have a price tag?
Also TV shows like MIC and TOWIE etc that show rich people who appear to do fuck all but go on holiday and are making more money out of this vacuous TV. Then the spin offs and perfumes etc that the public still keep on consuming.