Things that annoy you?

Coxford_lou · 2 July 2015 18:02

Hollyoaks

Made in Chelsea.

CB-Saint · 2 July 2015 18:37

Originally posted by @Fatso

I get annoyed when I’m having a poo and I got to wipe up and either:

(a) there’s no toilet paper and I have to use my hand

or

(b) there is toilet paper but it’s thin and your finger goes through it and gets covered in shit

One or the other happens to me literally every day.

tosser

CB-Saint · 2 July 2015 18:39

Originally posted by @Fatso

I have literally shit myself.

tosser

CB-Saint · 2 July 2015 18:41

tosser

pap · 2 July 2015 19:01

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Hollyoaks

Made in Chelsea.

One of my pals, not my best pal, flew into Liverpool for the weekend. Took him out on the piss and we met most of the cast of Hollyoaks in the Baa Bar in Liverpool.

It was during the time of the domestic violence plot, when Lewis was beating up his missus. I took him to task on the matter there and then, said he was fucking out of order.

He came back with some shit about fiction, acting and his name really being Ben Hull.

I didn’t want to make a scene in front of my mate, but I knew the fucker was lying. The missus had all the evidence on VHS tape.

CB-Saint · 2 July 2015 19:30

Chris Martin

Nobby-Plumbs · 2 July 2015 19:36

I think it was Halo who mentioned people who start a sentence with the word ‘so’. The thing is it’s only recently ( the past couple of years) that I’ve started hearing it. How do things like this start?

One of my own, blokes wearing those 3/4 length trouser/shorts. If it’s hot, wear shorts, if it’s not, wear trousers, how feckin difficult is it?

Nobby-Plumbs · 2 July 2015 19:37

I never listen to Radio 1 but they have it on at work. They have this newsreader with the thickest, most hideous welsh accent, he drives me mental, makes me want to punch the feckin radio.

Nobby-Plumbs · 2 July 2015 19:39

TV programmes where they tell you at the start what’s coming up, tell you again before the break and yet again after. I know I’m getting a bit forgetful but FFS.

hoofinruth · 2 July 2015 19:41

Following on from Nobby Plums observation about sentences starting with ‘so’ (I hate that too), one of my pet hates is when people say 'I’m going to try and (whatever - run faster, drink less …)

No - you’re going to TRY TO (whatever…)

Even journalists do it FFS and I’m not talking Factless.

Nobby-Plumbs · 2 July 2015 19:44

Posters on Dullweb who don’t find the Bear funny.

SO5-4BW · 3 July 2015 07:40

Guards on Weybridge to Waterloo trains who close the doors even though they can see that a (slightly delayed) train from a branch line has just arrived on the opposite platform. A delay of ten seconds would have meant about fifty people not having to wait half an hour.

I hope you die soon you witless prick

lifeintheslowlane · 3 July 2015 07:51

Barmen who greet your order with… “That won’t be a problem”

I KNOW IT WON’T BE A PROBLEM…THIS IS A PUB…YOU SELL BEER. IT’S NOT A FUCKING HARDWARE STORE…JEEZ.

Sadoldgit · 3 July 2015 08:20

Operation Stack. We know that the Frenchies go on strike every five minutes yet our 21st century solution to the problem is to park lorries on a motorway. You know, a motorway. Jesus H Christ. Sort it out! I live 5 minutes from the Ashford Junction of the M20 and am sick to death of the busiest road in Kent being used as a freakin car park!!!

Sadoldgit · 3 July 2015 08:21

Originally posted by @SO5-4BW

Guards on Weybridge to Waterloo trains who close the doors even though they can see that a (slightly delayed) train from a branch line has just arrived on the opposite platform. A delay of ten seconds would have meant about fifty people not having to wait half an hour.

I hope you die soon you witless prick

Dontcha just love a Jobsworth?

BTripz · 3 July 2015 08:41

People, who when ordering at a bar, start their order with “Can I get…” what the fuck sort of phrase is that.

Oh, and coffee machines in pubs…

SO5-4BW · 3 July 2015 08:49

Originally posted by @BTripz

People, who when ordering at a bar, start their order with “Can I get…” what the fuck sort of phrase is that.

Oh, and coffee machines in pubs…

Yup - I once saw somebody ask for a beer like that in a country pub and the landlord said ‘nah, I’ll get it, you drink it’

Coffee machines, yes, and (another aspect of the same trend), people paying for a round of drinks using a card* - where do you think you are? - I’m waiting to get served here - piss off and get some cash

* honourable exception for people in central London pubs who aren’t used to the prices and find themselves without the necessary liquid assets to purchase the er, liquids

Coxford_lou · 3 July 2015 08:53

Time annoys me.

Keeping to it it annoys me. People who are annoyed when I’m late. The fact I’m expected to be on time. The fact I wasn’t born with the ability to judge time. The fact it just disappears, then I’ve got to dash about because I’m late. Smug people who are timely or who look at their watches when you arrive.

The whole damn thing pisses me off!

And writing this has now made me late.

Sadoldgit · 3 July 2015 09:01

People who only play tennis during Wimbledon fortnight. The courts around here are empty all year round but at this time of year they full of Andy Murray wannabies. Where are these bastards the rest of the year? No wonder as as a nation are so crap at tennis if we only play for two weeks every year!!!

Sadoldgit · 3 July 2015 09:03

Originally posted by @SO5-4BW

Originally posted by @BTripz

Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane

Barmen who greet your order with… “That won’t be a problem”

I KNOW IT WON’T BE A PROBLEM…THIS IS A PUB…YOU SELL BEER. IT’S NOT A FUCKING HARDWARE STORE…JEEZ.

People, who when ordering at a bar, start their order with “Can I get…” what the fuck sort of phrase is that.

The Can I Get thing is something else that the Yanks have exported to us. My eldest daughter says it knowing that I will immediatley respond with “It is Have not Get!”