So’oo, normally I’d give you a like for having the courtesy to answer my question, but that might appear like I’m condoning your unneccessary use of a co-ordinating conjunction (or whatever it is) at the start of every sentence. So,oo, in this instance, I won’t give you a like. Like.
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The fact that literally everyone is using the word “literally” in every sentence they utter.
eg I was literally walking to the shop
Twats
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Women on here may empathise with this one - badly fitting bras!! Spend a fortune on the damn things and can never get a perfect fit…grr.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Women on here may empathise with this one - badly fitting bras!! Spend a fortune on the damn things and can never get a perfect fit…grr.
Things like choosing the right bra can be difficult, Lou.
And it’s at times like this that I find two heads can be better than one.
Let me know the next time you go for a fitting. I’m willing to sacrifice my time to help out a friend. 
Cheeky bum wank?
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Women on here may empathise with this one - badly fitting bras!! Spend a fortune on the damn things and can never get a perfect fit…grr.
Don’t blame the bra, blame the tits.
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Thanks for the offer, Halo. It would help having a second opinion, but I think the problem isn’t in the choosing, it’s in the lack of consistency across different manufacturers, and the lack of effort put into unusual sizes.
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Dare I ask what a cheeky bum wank is?
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Thanks for the offer, Halo. It would help having a second opinion, but I think the problem isn’t in the choosing, it’s in the lack of consistency across different manufacturers, and the lack of effort put into unusual sizes.
Oooh I know, Lou, tell me about it!
(The above is a rhetorical statement but you can treat it as a literal one if you like.)
Only the other day, was I stood along from a Frenchman, both of us making use of their excellent roadside toilet facilities. He didn’t offend me by speaking to me, no, no, no. t’was the fact he was ‘holding and directing’ with one hand, whilst munching on his lunch with the other!! I mean, I am not sure i have ever seen anything quite so disgusting since the chinese bath girls.
Only in France.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Dare I ask what a cheeky bum wank is?
Its when a bloke uses your bum crevice to wank themselves off. Often happens in early morning spooning.
That was me down voting ya, Cherts!
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Dare I ask what a cheeky bum wank is?
Its when a bloke uses your bum crevice to wank themselves off. Often happens in early morning spooning.
Oh my god, no. That sounds like possibly the most unattractive thing you could experience.
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Don’t knock it till you’v…
Sorry, wrong forum
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Dare I ask what a cheeky bum wank is?
Its when a bloke uses your bum crevice to wank themselves off. Often happens in early morning spooning.
Oh my god, no. That sounds like possibly the most unattractive thing you could experience.
Nah, that’s the Bucking Bronco, Angry Pirate or the Crazy Monkey.
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There’s nothing really wrong in the example you’ve given as the person was walking to the shop. It’s annoying when people use the word literally incorrectly.
When you park in an empty car park and come back to the car to find someone has parked right next to you stopping you getting your door open AND THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE CAR PARK.
What really pisses me off about this situation is the damage I do to my door when I deliberatly open it very hard so that it impacts the selfish fucker’s side of the car.
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Originally posted by @Fatso
There’s nothing really wrong in the example you’ve given as the person was walking to the shop. It’s annoying when people use the word literally incorrectly.
Look, Jamie Redknapp has got large shoes to fill if he wants to talk as much shit as his old fella.
He is literally being helped in that cause by incorrect use of “literally”.
I have literally shit myself.
Originally posted by @Fatso
I have literally shit myself.
So, like I have, like, literally shit myself