Come now. They weren’t real scousers or mancs. They were wools , pretending to be one or the other 
Hmm perhaps one should not have shared that idea on FB
Mrs D_P
Good.One task less for today.Get yourself some sandwich @petrol pump on the way back.
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Cometh the day, Cometh the jihad
can I sneak out of the house without the ayatollah realising I haven’t bought a card yet.
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We do get it, along with the ability to quote whole comedy shows. It’s your little quirks. Btw I don’t remember every “romantic dinner” either.
rohypnol side effects
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The rohypnol jokes get a little tired.
It’s a side effect etc…
Bugger. I am so dead.
My packed lunch today.
I gave a card…I received a card. Today I’ve booked a table for 2 for a romantic, candle-lit, lunch at a local pub.
We’ll be staring lovingly into each other’s limpid eyes over Fish ‘n’ Chips and a couple of glasses of Proseco.
Call me what you like but I ain’t cheap. 
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Ah so Cedric clearly got caught having a fling on the side which explains why he has had to bring his misses down here to Dubai for a holiday.
Now, if only @pap had added an Instagram link you could all see her chilling “At the Top” at the Burj last night
#we’renotstalkersreally
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[Cherries fans the least romantic](http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/15090237.Cherries_fans_are_the_least_romantic Valentine 39_s_Day_survey_claims/)
To be fair, if I weer a Stoke fan, I’d probably spend Valentines with the partner than watch them play football.
Spent Valentines day in Berkshire, with new Mrs B, who helped me with removals, clearing and cleaning of my soon-to-be-sold house, which is jointly owned with the ex-Mrs B (who vacated a few days ago leaving a fuckload of mess). Love is hoovering and cleaning out shit left by your partner’s ex, apparently
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She’s a keeper mate