:uefa_logo: ⚽ The UEFA Euro 2024 Thread

Poles are 1 up, VVD caught with lead in his boots…which was nice. :rofl:

Zonal marking combined with statuesque defenders working a treat :rofl::rofl:

Things that never happen in Poland.
On our floor we have a Chapel. It seats about 60 people. Daily they have a TV Channel that relays a service that the inmates can share.
On Sundays at 3PM they have a Mass, with a Priest.
Mass is sacrosanct here.
But not today.
Mass is cancelled.
The Chapel is full.
Of inmates watching the Poland v Netherlands game.
We found out because we got defended when Poland scored just now.
Football > Church.
Wow.

Unlike the Netherlands that didn’t defend.

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The Pole in our office just said they would lose and as he said it Holland scored.

Do these taters get paid for spouting this useless guff, “Gakpo scored, his earlier shot was unsuccessful but he still had the character to try another”
FFS, is he an exile from Jakanory? :lou_facepalm_2:

Wow Netherlands are now indulging in “dynamic passing”…who knew?
If only Poland could indulge in the same.

Dutch score late to win it. Very decent game from Poland

1 down 2 to go :slight_smile:

Denmark winning 0-1 v Slovenia at halftime

Slovenia equalise with 8 mins left to play plus injury time

Slovenia look most likely to win this

Vestergard looks Like he is running through treacle

Polish fans on the rampage in Hamburg

So far reports of

50 cars valeted
27 boilers repaired
7 walls built
30 bathrooms tiled
42 living rooms plastered
20 hallways painted

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I wasnt expecting to want to tune back into the golf after only 11 minutes

Bellingham scores

Goal…Bellingham with a good header…1 - 0 12mins

Fuck me that worked faster than usual

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Boom. :+1::+1:

However, I just spotted a Pompey flag in the crowd. :rage::smile: