Why have you crossed out the word True
it was truly a shit performance
France Belgium
Is doing a great job of dampening my excitement ahead of my
Tomorrow morning
I’d have thought you’d be institutionalised by now Phil.
Any longer and i would be, but for GBH on the fvcktard.
They got a builder in to open our window.
Told everyone not to touch it.
3 days in row fvcktard has opened it full. Could not reset it to the default
3 times told off.
He’s done it again and managed to break his bed & wheelchair while failing to close the thing
Just got a face palm from the Doc
Slip him some laxatives before you leave.
Oh mate he is clise to tears/exploding.
Old man.
Refuses to ask “women” for help.
Ranted into thecair early on when myself and shit for brains would not get up and push him to the loo, fix his nappy, explain how his phone worked etc.
I pressed the “panic button” nurses arrived and rescued him and gave him shit.
Bed was close to tipping over on top of him.
He is already dying of shame at having been helped
He wears Pampers because he shits himself without any help…
Can one of these teams please score
I’m not counting any poulets just yet.
Owen Goole scores again
That’ll do. 
The delorian nearly needed an oil change…
I always remember seeing Back To The Future in the Norwich Odeon, and thinking “christ, he’s going to fuck his own mother!!!”
Luckily the usher spotted them and threw them out.
I’ve had to pack the laptop so tonight on my last night, I’ve gone to Church…
Basically killing time watching Ronaldo gurn until it’s meds time
Portugal huffing and puffing against Slovenia