:uefa_logo: ⚽ The UEFA Euro 2024 Thread

They really go for militarising all their public services - giving them all guns.

To be fair I haven’t seen a bin man with a pistol yet, but they do have much better uniforms than those on the bins in the UK

1 Like

But is your dad in Turkey?

Fuck no - he’s half Greek

Uhm… is it just me or did DeBruyne go in with studs up on keeper /not in control? Looked s dangerous foils to me….

Exactly what form does this “devotion” take?

Asking for Bernardo Silva.

Don’t tell him but it’s only a share in her sweepstake winnings.

Somebody pointed out to me earlier that Portugal recorded 702 passes on Tuesday, and the only way England could compete with that is if Harry Kane went on Mastermind. Very cruel I thought!

2 Likes

I’m nicking that. :+1::+1::joy::joy:

Switzerland you say?
In the sweepstake?
They’ll do nothing then…

Scotland have just launched a VAR appeal to have one of their back passes reclassified as a shot on target.

In only 2 games have a side not had a single shot in the 1st half.
Scotland v Germany
Scotland v Hungary.
Shit game.
Bed time

Watching the krauts

bBC just said the reason why we are not showing the highlights of the Scottish first half is because there is none. You are better off watching this game

I’m still hanging out for a first Scottish shot on target but it isn’t an exaggeration to say this is a very poor game between two very poor sides.
The stats don’t lie.
This is the kind of performance that got Saints beat 5 - 0 against Sunderland at the beginning of last season…clueless.

Edit: This shitty game just got shittier after a serious injury to a Hungarian player has stopped the game. :unamused:

Watching the Krauts playing like England, whilst listening to the Sweaties on Talkshyte.

If Germany lose, to avoid them in the QF we might care to draw on Tuesday (as if) and let Denmark win group.

I’m not bored
Really.

Stewie on for the Scots and Che off,

You spawny krauts bastards

Good header though and i got my schnapps.

Oops.

Jocks out, with the last kick of the game.

Hungary are through

1 Like

:rofl: