More evidence that Villa are the new scousehampton
A bit different when they are splashing on our second choice players though.
God bless them 
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I can actually see this one happening. Good left foot will give us some balance in attack. Maybe Nige has given us a reference?
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Isn’t he also being sniffed at by the Arse?
Think all their eggs will be broken in the Zaha basket.
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Never saw that one coming, Newcastle are well and truly fucked now.
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Super. Smashing. Great.
He looks more one-footed than Heather Mills.
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Expect him to sign today then.
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Liverpool have raised concerns with FIFA that 20-year-old Bobby Adekanye had been tapped up ahead of his move to Lazio.
FIFA rules state that Clubs are not allowed to talk to players under the age of 23 in the final six months of their contract. As yet it is unclear whether or not FIFA feel there is a case to answer.
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https://twitter.com/AcuraSportsNews/status/1147622680327270403?s=19
I thought this was a not happening thing?
I hear no fat lady yet. 
Yeah, we all know how on the ball Crook is…
Four new signings announced in one day!
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Go on then give us a clue?
To the tune of:
Our best player is an immigrant,
A beau-ti-ful, immigrant,
Our best player is a local lad,
And we’re best mates,
With his Dad
He gets the ball,
He runs the ball,
He kicks the ball,
He scores the goals,
He’s red and white,
We’re red and white,
Southampton!
Gunn out to Bertrand,
Bertrand Ward-Prowse,
Prowsey to Redmond,
Redmond on the wing,
Yadda yadda yadda yadda AY AY AY AY
Yadda yadda yadda yadda EH EH EH EH
Moussa Djene-poooooOOOOH
Repeat ad infinitum/nauseum
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Well, well, well. The grass has proved not to be greener on the other side 
ROSE ALLOWED TO LEAVE?
Danny Rose is the surprise name on a list of Tottenham players who are available this summer, report the Daily Mail .
Also on that list are Kieran Trippier, Serge Aurier, Victor Wanyama, Vincent Janssen, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Josh Onomah and Marcus Edwards as Mauricio Pochettino looks to free up some space in his squad.
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I wonder if there’s a sell on clause in there for us… might pay Forster’s wages for a couple of months.