🐦 šŸ“° The :saints: Social Media thread

I could tell you but I’d have to kill you.

This is up there with Watergate and the Profumo scandal. Mark my words, the planet itself will do well to recover from this bombshell.

Hmmm. :thinking::grin:

The potential impact on Saints was north of £5mil so yeah.

I think I can safely say that you over egged that one, Phil.

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Nah.
It’s a huge nightmare behind the scenes.
Kids not getting their kit from Santa Xmas won’t think so

Am sure the Pompey shop will have plenty of stock to shift - Halloween outfits for next year…

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Phil was going to break the ā€œRonaldo in talks with Saintsā€ mega-story I think, but very fair play for keeping quiet and using the non-story of the club shop as cover. :clap::clap::joy:

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Fixed for ya

The shop get no where near in Ā£5m gross sales per year, let alone a net profit…

I can do a line in old unwanted MLT Mugs - although prefer to break em given his arsehole tendencies hanging’ and joking with that cunt Farage…

Inc sponsorship fees.

Oh hello

Another tease

Are you two related Phil?

:wink:

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:flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed:

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Eeek - league 1 here we come…again

(probably my fav time as a fan)

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So much for due diligence being done by the current owners ffs.

Terrific. Just what we need.

Due diligence yielded a satisfactory outcome, according to the minutes…

Yep, they’re pretty flexible on taxes, plenty of cash in hand especially through the club shop. This outfit will do us nicely, put a bid in and tell Miss Simpkins to order some extra brown envelopes.

Anyone still wondering why we were in such a hurry to sign a decent Championship manager? :thinking::joy:

Fortunately it appears that this ā€˜reporter’ is absolutely full of shit.

Here are some of his other recent tweets: