🐦 📰 The :saints: Social Media thread

James Ward-Prowse: How Southampton captain convinced the doubters -

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Shit

WhatsApp seems to be down again, along with (reportedly) facefuck and instacunt. :thinking:

…update.

Pornhub is still working :sweat_smile:

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Cue stories of loo roll shortages and panic buying tomorrow

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so is Redtube :relaxed: :relaxed:

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He’s got nothing else on this month.

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Could keep him fit

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Apologies if this is old news, but I’ve just heard that the A Villa home match has been moved to the Friday night at 8pm on Sky. On bonfire night!!

I suppose we can throw fireworks at Danny Ings, if nothing else.

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FFS - I fucking hate these Friday night games - I get no end of grief from the Ayatollah - they are bullshit

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And I arranged our holiday around coming back Saturday morning so I could go - Fuck off Sky you bunch of cunts

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Reviewing that Picture of Kamari Doyle I’m afraid after sending it for a VAR review Mike Dean has sent him off. :unamused:

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He is clearly a future star…

Of @scotty 's Coiffure thread

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Ony a reaction to a hair-raising tackle.

I did check the date.
Yes, he did it again

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He was on a pretty good wedge when in China so he could probably buy the club.

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