šŸ¦ šŸ“° The :saints: Social Media thread

Why us he doing this at QPR?

https://x.com/r_insights23/status/1890799406753984860?t=SzNuHhaYnuo3JvW5Ce726A&s=19

Ah, @Polski_Filip already posted it in the Bompey thread

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Nithing has changed thenā€¦

Getting our Championship manager in place early

https://x.com/AlfieHouseEcho/status/1892959076780278197?t=zI4fT_SdjcOwoCAAVw69uA&s=19

Tbh, I assumed weā€™d already done that with Juric. Surely we werenā€™t expecting him to prevent us being relegated when we took him on? :thinking:

Dear Saint FC.
Fuck off.

I have so far down loaded your App 4 times.
I have registered maybe 10 times over the decades.
Your app now makes it impossible to find text - fuck off, i do not own buds and i do not listen to videos on my phone.

So now, after a day I find a text article i want to read.
And i have to log in. But i have yo create my Fan Card.

No I donā€™t

Fuck off and take your video shit with you

Vote nowā€¦

https://x.com/premierleague/status/1897648366609154540

Its mo coincidence imho that we started a decline when we started getting sponsored by fucking betting companiesā€¦ just saying.

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Iā€™ve long felt we should improve our image by switching sponsors to someone like the Colombian Nasal Stimulant Cartel, or the Mafia.

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Well it would at least help with managing the painā€¦

Juric on Dibling, Liverpool and his Saints future -

Translation?
Ask Phil to explain it
Hi Press, Low Block, Fast Transition, sow v=balanced transition 'Ave it

I still have no idea what a low or high block is. Itā€™s words that taters started using a couple of years ago to appear big and cleverā€¦

I have lobbed them into the xG bullshit bucket

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Low block is when you do this

A high press is what everyone did to us when we played Russ ball and kept giving away open goals.

Hth

Juric basically is a dead man walking. Taking his money.
You do not park a bus and chase down in the opposition penalty box in the same game.
Press high? Dippers hoof it to Salah
Low block? Dippers chip it in behind to Salah

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Adam tried every cliche wuestion approach
Rohl, Tyler, Transfers, Ralph, Ivan

And got every corporate reply

https://x.com/solentsport/status/1899883589719687544?t=nqhfT_AisMs0_HEZUSzWyA&s=19

Anyway. It is now all his fault

https://x.com/alex_crook/status/1900942344888697088?t=lqSuPI9w7xmMvomtVdkitw&s=19

Kidā€™s gotta start against palarse

https://x.com/SouthamptonFC/status/1902389587135107467

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