šŸ¦ šŸ“° The :saints: Social Media thread

Need to get some of these winners in the first teamā€¦ cant do any worse!

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Dibling has been offered a new contract. His old one can be extended but doesnā€™t reward his performance so well
He wants to sign it. His pardnts want him to sign it.

His Agent is being a cvnt.

Martin has said Ā£21m they wonā€™t even get his left foot for thatā€¦

Sources : everywhere

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I believe Garmin opened the only UK store recently in West Quay FWIW

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Rumour has it they are giving one free to all our defenders & keeper so they knw where each other is before they try and pass the ball to ,

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What3Turds

We will never beat Derby to get this record.

https://x.com/TMuk_news/status/1873651676571398541?t=ZcEMW43UMpXyHkQoXAalNg&s=19

Yā€™all gonna have to click on that to go :eyes:

Assuming its not due to the Cornish Maldini, I guess the difference is Dibling.

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And Ryan Manning, surelyā€¦ :wink:

Sulemana

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Have we signed anyone yet?

Fat Ronaldo and Terrence Trent Derby.

Not entirely familiar with their reputations but Iā€™m supposing they represent an upgrade on what we already have?

when you scroll to the bottom of the page to where all the sponsors are, that dodgy shirt sponsor of ours is missing - are they done?

When you get to the bottom of the page and Matt Gill, Rhys Owen and Colin Calderwood all got firedā€¦

https://x.com/rees_julian/status/1875140184817401987