Christ, we look pedestrian. Letās hope we wake up for the second half.
Saka has ridden a couple of challenges there, perhaps heās realised they wouldnāt be given.
Lady Slowlane has just drafted out a curt email to Gareth. She is expecting him to implement her swinging changes in the second half.
Either she means āswingeingā, or youāll be putting out the fairy lights
Funkinā autocorrect. Swingeing.
If they are successful she will claiming full credit for the win and half your sweepstake winnings.
Well, that wonāt be the first time Iāve left a woman sorely disappointed.
ooooh peno!
We gone and got a penalty
Get in!! I said he should go down more!!
And heās gone and scored
Itās.
Coming.
Home.
HALF SHE SAIDā¦no welchng.
Iwhat the fuck was that bt our defence
Tell her she can have every penny of the percentage I had earmarked for charity.
I seem to be all wet.
Raining beer ffs
Come
The
Fuck
On
Oh good, Mountās coming on.
Fucking hell, what a save.
Oh well.
oh dear
Off Maguireās shoulder.