The OzzyRoos have their AFC playoff Jake the Peg match tonight (UK Time). Get the privilege to get up at 3:30am and will more than likely get served up a performance like Scotlands than Wales.
If by some sheer simple twist of fate that we win, we play Peru next week in the Intercontinental Playoff, all because our coach (Graeme Arnold) is a massive twat that achieves nothing.
Ok, he may have been coach when we won the Asian Cup but that was more the team than him.
Ah well, see what we get served up
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Sorry for the late update!
Well, the Gods of Embarrassment have shone down on us and we WON against UAE.
A well hit volley by Aiden Hrustic (remember that name) aimed at the keepers midriff hit Rick OâShea and won us the show.
Now Monday Night (your time) we get to do it all again against Peru! At this point I am hoping we do win for obvs reasons of getting to another World Cup but as Freddie once said, âItâs in the Laps of the Godsâ and this God has a certain humour Ozzies donât enjoy lol
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Well lads, the day of reckoning is upon Ozland Football. #prayforus as we know no different than doing things the hard way! I suspect a winner will come in second half injury time, which way that will fall, I am only hoping is ours. I shall report back in when the result is known
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I have money on Peru so you should be ok 
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Phew, feel much more confident now!! lol
Confident about penalties?
More than if it were England lol
Yep. Congratulations, you have lived long enough to see the âRedmayne Shuffleâ. Donât ask me what our goalie just did, that is best left unsaid!
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Game played in +30c conditions and thatâs in an air conditioned stadium 
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That is going to live on forever as the 'Dance of the Grey Wiggle"
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I worry about football supporters I really do
Revealed - your starting XI if Englandâs World Cup opener against Iran was tomorrow -
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We deserve to lose if thatâs what âsupportersâ like / want 
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Was that the team that was playing when the fans were singing you donât know what your doing
Guess JWP gets to sit on the bench then
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Depends whoâs bought him in the meantime. If itâs one of the favoured âbigâ clubs he might even get a game in a meaningful match.
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OK geeks/recruiters, get some Engerlund fan programmers onto the job.
Under cover obv
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The ball being out of play or offside could definitely be automated - that would effectively do for the assistant lino