Alpine has just woken up and come out of hibernation to wind up the Usual Suspects. Nice job Alps.
Same for me Bear. Iām fed up with the iphone
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We should get him over here. I never really minded Alps, despite the fact he called me Seumas Milne. Itāll just be another case of Sotonians accommodating big characters that other sites cannot.
I like CB Fryās accusations of Alps only posting drivel. Itād work, if not for all the fuckarse suggestions heās made himself over the years.
āHe could have been our Tony Pulisā
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Iām thinking of cancelling my subs over there. Does anyone know if SG will refund as a % of the year? I could be looking at Ā£3.47 approx. Thanks.
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Disappointed with the Toby news but it was almost worth his signing for Spuds to read Alpineās meltdown at The Other Place. Not one of his best but good to see him back to his usual self.
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The bellendery on that Toby thread is phenomenal.
Whatās worse is the slags cheating on pap and posting crap over there. Itās not like using 2 pubs, Itās like shagging a bird behind your Mrs.'s back. Rallyboy, super mikey, once you get in to bed with Pap is should be forever. Donāt come over here cuddling up close to pap, slag of the lbertines then post Pompey funnies over there.
Soon we are going to have to have DNA tests and lie detectors. All this shagging about causes computer viruses!
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Voted down for overuse of word slags, which is a horrible word.
Shame because I agreed with the sentiment!
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Slag
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But if we only post Pompey funnies over here we have no dedicated thread for them so where can they go?
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Pap likes to watch.
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
Pap likes to watch.
That is a disgraceful thing to say. As soon as Iām done unloading this lorryload of Kleenex and Swarfega, Iāll return to this thread to deal with your allegation in a more substantive way. Probably.
Iāve had to take on more staff to service the two outlets.
There is a standard team of six writers that work full time on the prestigous PTS account, so weāve had to open a new office with a couple of trainees seeing how Papworld works out.
Itās difficult to service the two clients but weāll see how it goes.
The PTS account is quiet and out to tender again soon so we might lose that and have to make redundancies.
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Iāve been keeping a distant, fatherly eye on The Muppet Show, and this exchange in the āCelebrities Who Are Cuntsā thread, once Iād googled & found out that Jimmy Case is actually, genuinely deaf, made me proper LOL.
I wonder if Jillyanne was in on this joke? Jimmy! Autograph pls? Jimmy! Jimmy! JIMMY! Fuck you then! Cunt! Never in all my life!
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This is private exclusive PM story between me and bear, he says I should post. Names have been changed to protect the i.e. innocent + old not so innocents.
Ex footballerās wife is called XXX or whatever it said on facebook link I sent. They lived near Asda in XXXX. Mate was student + PT job was pushing trollies. She was fully grown footballers wife and seduced trolley boy. This is the trolley boys dream! Trust me, this is mecca for trolley boys.
He had a stinking old white nova and she used to get in it with him, drive to some shithole and bone him in the back. We would rip him about it but at the same time be jealous.
One day they decided not to bone in the nova behind the recycling bins or whatever and went on a proper date. They went to Centroās in Southampton and were sitting having romance and overpriced drinks when Le tissier and Benali or someone like that walked in. They were giving trolley boy mate evils as they knew XXXX wife from player of the month dinners or whatever. Mate was a big saintās fan so was in a difficult situation.
I think the news got back to footballer as loads of hassle happened next. Anyway, she went mental and wanted to run away with my mate. Mate was panic about his as was doing A levels at the time and only on Ā£3 an hour for trollies, he didnāt want a footballers wife 25 years older for serious relationships.
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Lol @ Outing JCW in the 4th paragraph! Discrection fail!
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Lol - ooops sorry for slip Pap, Posting PM on forum is diffulcult. Donāt worry, I am sure XXX wonāt hear anything so wonāt sue you.
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My business partner just invited 2 members of World Mission Society Church of God into our office to talk about Korean Jesus. I am not joking, he really fcking did. What is the world coming to? Has everyone gone mental? They approached him in the street, he goes āI donāt have time at the moment but you can come intot the office and have a chat with our staffā. He thought this was amazing lols, right up until the point the korean jesus priest guy asked for a business card and I gave them his mobile number.
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