At The Old Vic for a Christmas Carol. Sat next to Gerry and Kate. Kid Goat looking nervous.
They’ve popped out for an interval drink/tapas.
you mean checking on the kids, right?
Nah, they left them in the theatre.
Are other audience members reacting to them too?
Yes, we were all pointing and taking photos.
You know when you lose something and spend ages looking for it, absolutely everywhere, and then when you give up, eventually realise it was right where you started all along?
Why are the Germans involved?
A question that’s been asked so often, about so many things.
Is it because chief suspect is/was a German paedophile?
I thought the chief suspect was Mr McCann?
The so-called person of interest - still not charged surprise surprise - is in prison for raping a 72 year old. Disgusting but a very different crime.
Who gives a shit if they are footing the bill
to look in the wrong place