Cunt e
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I did have afew on Friday but have to confess i slept after. Then started again today. So technically i started on Friday. Nah, itās not gonna wash is it with you pedants.
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Thatās a nice variation, Bletch. Youāre rapidly becoming the JS Bach of ācuntā.
I await your next contribution with bated breath. I await with bated breath your next contribution. With bated breath I await your next contribution. Your next conribution I await with bated breath. With bated breath your next contribution I await. Your next contribution with bated breath I await.
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And on that note i shall retire to my bed. I have just scoffed a king prawn curry on top of at least a gallon of ale. My bottom will be the subject of a 50 metre exclusion zone in the morning.
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Iāve been out with the mrs. Sampled a few ales in Antās Common Rooms, had a g and t and some Northern Soul at The Lion and an amazingly good meal at Enoteca topped off with a couple of beers at the South Western with pap and Emma. Happy fucking days.
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Tonight,I shall be drowning in a lake of tripels, quadruppels and trappist beers in De Panne. I shall do the same on Saturday and sunday.
I am writing my will as I type
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Friends round last night Polish/Ukrainian food, a few beers then the āVodka Tasting Gameā
ie what flavour is this one.
Suffice to say, two more converts to the joys of Chocolate Chilli Vodka.
Demolished a whole bottle of the stuff.
Which is no mean feat considering the tasting game comprised of 10 different flavours (one shot at a tiime) washed down with lagers.
Even more amazing was the fact I was up and on the beach by 10:30am this morning.
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This changes everything
Certainly does. No date on it, so can use every day.
Iāve saved it, thanks Phil 
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Some sort of mini beer fest at the King Alfred in Winchester this weekend. I expect Iāll be in there until Iām asked to leaveā¦
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IIām pished.
Might have a little snooze when I get in.
Thatās all really.
Laters, maybe
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At 6pm? Whatās wrong with you?
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Midday start, no breakfast, lunch or bar snacks. 5 pints of strong sipping rather than cheap cooking lager.
And autocorrect going into overdrive with my typingā¦
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Been a trying old week. Comrade Pap has been reassigned to work on a multilingual translation, in three projects entirely unfamiliar to him. Progress was slow at the beginning, especially because the alphabet is completely fucking different from ours. I have had to spend time counting how far down an English dropdown is so that I can determine its foreign equivalent.
Tonight, I spent 2h 45m travelling 55mph. The roads are bollocks.
The missus has gone out to get beers. I have instructed her to get āquite a fewā.
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On the plus side though. my employers are talking contract extensions. Actually quite pleased about that. Iāve said before that I was bricking it about starting work there, due to the competition and knowledge that would have built up around a team so large. I thought theyād have Security, Charlatan Division booting me at speed through the revolving door.
That has not happened. Theyāre obviously satisfied with the efforts of a second choice, third rate developer.
Where the fuck is the missus with the beers?
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Well with being on unofficial gardening leave as I say goodbye to the hideousness of corporate life, and going to spend a week in france cycling and drinking wine from sundayā¦ it would be a bit rude not to indulgeā¦ I might need to draw the line well before we get to the Bletch level of cunted, but this evening will see me open and least taste a rather special 25 year old single cask, cask strength, Sherry butt first filled Glendronachā¦ I suspect it will be rather specialā¦ however, to start with a few Krombacher Pilsners after a glass or two of a nice Sancerre with Mrs Grandeeā¦
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Wild berry gin and elderflower tonic for me.
Tomorrow I will be more manly and tidy my shed.
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FFS guys
This tread is a tradition or a law or somethingā¦
Yes, am trollied catching up with TV 
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Treads= thread obvs you fuckin vegetable chicken cocknuckles
I had those too last nightā¦with a creamy white dip.
Fuckinā disgusting. 
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