🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

[Cobham-Saint]

True dat blud (apparently)

[dinger]

I went on a Matthew 18:20 holiday once.

Full of Matthews.

2/10.

[Saint-CD]

Plug pressure washer in to socket. Connect hose to pressure washer. Turn on water. Turn on pressure washer. Point nozzle at patio. Don’t wear favourite Converse trainers. Simples.

[Cobham-Saint]

Tbf I did tell him to wear wellies- his response was green or yellow?

ffs

I think he was taking the piss…welcome to my world.

[Cobham-Saint]

Is it?

Bugger, only got Chardonnay in tonight. Should I add a bit of soda water or piss in it, for solidarity like?

[lifeintheslowlane]

I think green wellies with buckle…of course.

[Cobham-Saint]

Absolutely @lifeintheslowlane , these youngsters don’t know town from country these days!

[lifeintheslowlane]

Shocking…I’ve been up to me neck in muck and bullitts this winter, walking the dog.

[Polski_Filip]

Couple of hours on the beach before we become Crematoria.

Rib Eye Steaks washed down with a couple bottles of average Rioja before finishing Lost in Space & catching up with Designated Survivor.

Saving budget for Stereophonics gig this time next week with Eric

[Cobham-Saint]

I have absolutely no Ida what you are blathering about in the first bit of your post @dubai_phil

I may be (am) pished…

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Had one last week, although i dont pack in the global corporate shit until end of June… was asked 'what could they have done to make me stay? … my response was not intended to be rude, but made a clear point: the fact that they are asking this after I leave is the reason i am leaving… a massive cultural shift post merger that has made people just numbers… anyway i digress, its Friday and although I am in effect on gardening leave, have 27 (2o fucking 7) mid year / project reviews to complete for Monday, so am now post Prosecco, post Gin now… Might have to vandalize the Single Malt thread later… found a ‘blend’ of just Macallan and Highand park - 13years old… and highly charcoaled wine casked… almost black in colour and treacle rich… rum lovers would love it

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

‘Ericofarabia’? I used to imagine him being named after ‘Erico Farabia’ - a new Spanish talent we had unearthed…

[Intiniki]

Had a beer followed by a strong Negroni. I thought i’d try it but I don’t think I’ll be having another anytime soon.

Intesting night being a crap interpreter between my partner and an old flame of mine. That was interesting explaining to my partner who we were going to meet.

[Fowllyd]

Top it up with gooseberry juice. That should do the trick.

[Fowllyd]

I came up with that one first, you cheeky fucker. But as it was on the long-ignored and long-forgotten “Welcome to our new guests” thread I’ll overlook it just this once.

[Fatso]

This is very undignified. I expected better of @fowllyd

[Fowllyd]

Fuck off, you corpulent cunt. You want dignified, I’ll give you dignified. I’ll give you dinner fried. I’ll sieve your inner thigh. I’ll shiv you by and by.

I am becoming Don Van Vliet, and I’m not even drunk. This can only be a good thing.

[dinger]

I’ve been listening to the work of The Ex, and their album Mudbird Shivers is hugely Beefheart. In a way that their later work isn’t obviously, but is spiritually.

[dinger]

I’d better log off for the night. I’m becoming an intolerable cunt.

[Fowllyd]

I beg to differ, you intolerable cunt.