By the way, I meant to say that your voice during the aborted karaoke was surprisingly good.
You ain’t no Susan Boyle but Lemmy lives.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Luckily I’ve been outbid. It’s becoming a terrible habit…drunk bidding.
Gotta love how Polish retail is expanding
I am currently with Mrs D_P and 4 of her 30ish year old single female friends who are demolishing everything drinkable
Don’t send help
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So this is going to be epic. After an afternoon of wine tasting and a bottle of Lynch Bages 2010, we are off to Ramsey’s 2 star restaurant in Bordeaux. Shall be very very arseholed.
Les cunts
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Early morning airport run for me tomorrow as Mrs G is off to Florida.
I shall, however, be having a couple of early ones this evening in the newly re-opened South western 
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You might get a free pint if you give them their sign back
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Didn’t I read somewhere it’s cash only? The Southwestern that is. Doesn’t give a sense of longevity- but enjoy!
Rammed in there tonight. Community pub innit.
Evening brethren
I am wankered
Sipping a bottle of Ksiazece Golden Ale before Mrs D_P has her big night out with pals here in Krakow.
It will be a mess.
Meanwhile as you all know my voyage into the ever expanding world of flavoured Vodka reached a new omg moment today when I discovered.
Caramel with Sea Salt Vodka by Poland’s finest Chopin Vodka…
Photo on Discourse in the become a thing thread.
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I’m going to be driving tonight so it’s strictly half a Barbican. School reunion down the Forest like.
Us pensioners know how to PARTY!!
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So after somewhat overdoing it last night - medicinal reasons of course. I am now wondering if the Ayatollah is going to get sniffy if I broach the Brunello on the side.
I might test the lie of the land with a vibrant Forest Cydonia
For reasons of plumpness, I’ve put myself on a diet. In doing so, I depressingly discovered how many calories there are in alcoholic drinks 
So, I’ve had a dry week (which is no bad thing) and have ‘saved up’* a couple of thousand calories to splurge on alcohol over the weekend.
*I suspect this is not how diets are supposed to work
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The Ayatollah completely banjaxed my planned love in with the Brunello. Then just before I could work up a head of indignant steam, she produces a rather nice fiano from the fridge. She’s a keeper.
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Night in with Kid Goat eating tacos, watching the brilliant Luc Besson film ‘Leon’ and sneaking in a couple of G and T’s.
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When the wife’s friends leave to catch the last train
Having just bought a 4 litre jug of Polish Beer…
I love a challenge
Nooooooo…
Just discovered we have been invited too a Polish Wedding in September
The parties last until 7am and run for 2 consecutive nights
Serving non stop food.
And Vodka.
Which would be fine except they drink it neat here.
Ouch how long does it take to clone a liver.
Bollocks why am I asking you lot, you have none left
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