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Local brews being consumed at the Sheffield Tap on Platform 1a at Sheffield Station.

Help me make it through the night.

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Enjoy / endure (delete as applicable)

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Ffs.
BiL just interpreted my Ale session by bringing in Pomegranate Vodka

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How did I and my sciatic back end up in the frog and frigate?

I’m assuming you mean “interrupted”, unless you were speaking such drunken gibberish that he had to get an interpreter.

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Has to be the second did you see his typing the other day worse than mine :slight_smile:

It is a wondetful feature of a 4.5year old Samsung that spell checker now only changes typing into typos, not into English

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Can you turn it off - the spell checker that is?

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Small problem with Mrs S. We’re off to the Lake District soon with 10 friends. Self catering, I do all the cooking because I like to and I’m good. So we ordered all the food.

So far no problem. I just added my wine supply for the week and it’s doubled the price of the total order. My argument that you’ve got to look after the chef isn’t working.

Any advice?

Return the food.

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Sound plan. :+1::rofl:

And in other news, I just saw a new pub has opened and the landlord has named it “The Gym”. Genius.

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Seven Seas Splendor this morning.

I’m guessing they aren’t expecting any teetotallers in the main suite. :flushed:

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what the fuck are you doing in my cabin?

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My compliments on your good taste…


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Obviously he’s slumming it in solidarity with those affected by the cost of living crisis…

Its not ideal, but I think I can avoid the oiks in steerage

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Is that on the Bibby Stockholm?

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I’m a bit early today, the Temperance Meeting doesn’t start til 10.

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Looks like an upmarket Bingo session booked. I know, highlights of our cruise. :+1:

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