I take it they weren’t all pints?
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
They might as well have been given how I feel now
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Well it’s your own fault.
You had a Lager
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Hang on a minute. Weren’t you on the dark lager the other day?
Do as I say not as I do
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What the hell is going on in my bowels
I have offended myself
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That’s what’s going on in your guts….
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I have now gone a full pain free hour
Lift turns up in a minute to take me to the next one
Whimper
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I don’t suppose you thought to pad out that beer with anything resembling food now, did you.
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As Inspector Morse put it: “Beer is food”. To which Sergeant Lewis retorted: “Well, it is for you”.
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Well that was weird& maybe woke.
Night out with Mrs P_F
Attractive young ladies chatting me up, then her.
Young Lads chatting me up and other of us wanting to .order some karaoke clSsics
Which brothel was this then, Phil?
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Cant remember
Wtf is a Baby Guinness shot?
Kaluha and baileys! Looks like it’s name.
Had several a weeks ago. Had a heart rate of 179 for most of the night. Caffeine innit!
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whys is it a Baby Guiness shot it can be put into a pint glass 
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Oh Dear God NOOOOOOO
But with all that caffeine I now understand why I thought I could sing Slade
Sad news. 62 British breweries have closed so far this year
Freudian slip.
Sadly true. 
Was always going to happen - too many small micro breweries for the volume needed, especially after accumulating debts in lockdown, and now increased costs, just unsustainable, sadly
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