I take it they weren’t all pints?
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
They might as well have been given how I feel now
Well it’s your own fault.
You had a Lager
Hang on a minute. Weren’t you on the dark lager the other day?
Do as I say not as I do
What the hell is going on in my bowels
I have offended myself
That’s what’s going on in your guts….
I have now gone a full pain free hour
Lift turns up in a minute to take me to the next one
Whimper
I don’t suppose you thought to pad out that beer with anything resembling food now, did you.
As Inspector Morse put it: “Beer is food”. To which Sergeant Lewis retorted: “Well, it is for you”.
Well that was weird& maybe woke.
Night out with Mrs P_F
Attractive young ladies chatting me up, then her.
Young Lads chatting me up and other of us wanting to .order some karaoke clSsics
Which brothel was this then, Phil?
Cant remember
Wtf is a Baby Guinness shot?
Kaluha and baileys! Looks like it’s name.
Had several a weeks ago. Had a heart rate of 179 for most of the night. Caffeine innit!
whys is it a Baby Guiness shot it can be put into a pint glass
Oh Dear God NOOOOOOO
But with all that caffeine I now understand why I thought I could sing Slade
Sad news. 62 British breweries have closed so far this year
Freudian slip.
Sadly true.
Was always going to happen - too many small micro breweries for the volume needed, especially after accumulating debts in lockdown, and now increased costs, just unsustainable, sadly