🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

I take it they weren’t all pints?

They might as well have been given how I feel now

:face_vomiting:

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Well it’s your own fault.
You had a Lager

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Hang on a minute. Weren’t you on the dark lager the other day?

Do as I say not as I do

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What the hell is going on in my bowels

I have offended myself

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That’s what’s going on in your guts….

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I have now gone a full pain free hour

Lift turns up in a minute to take me to the next one

Whimper

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I don’t suppose you thought to pad out that beer with anything resembling food now, did you.

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As Inspector Morse put it: “Beer is food”. To which Sergeant Lewis retorted: “Well, it is for you”.

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Well that was weird& maybe woke.
Night out with Mrs P_F
Attractive young ladies chatting me up, then her.
Young Lads chatting me up and other of us wanting to .order some karaoke clSsics

Which brothel was this then, Phil?

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Cant remember
Wtf is a Baby Guinness shot?
:nauseated_face:

Kaluha and baileys! Looks like it’s name.

Had several a weeks ago. Had a heart rate of 179 for most of the night. Caffeine innit!

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whys is it a Baby Guiness shot it can be put into a pint glass :slight_smile:

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Oh Dear God NOOOOOOO
But with all that caffeine I now understand why I thought I could sing Slade

Sad news. 62 British breweries have closed so far this year

Freudian slip.

Sadly true. :frowning:

Was always going to happen - too many small micro breweries for the volume needed, especially after accumulating debts in lockdown, and now increased costs, just unsustainable, sadly

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