How and why??
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
I am having the most diametrically opposed evening to the Ayatollah
She is currently drinking at a private members club in Pall Mall
I am drinking at the Compass in Winsor which seems to be have a young farmers convention
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Coming from ‘ampshire pretend you’re the hired help. A few oohs and arrrs should do it
Damn it all, I stopped going to The Curzon in the '80s when they allowed young flibberdygibbets past the Consaerge. 
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Young Farmers evening?
This is not a bad beer made of barley malt and hopp extract plus water 5%
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The coroner was told that Mr Kirkham, a mechanical engineer, had been found on his bed at home surrounded by alcohol bottles. A post mortem found that he had consumed 740 microgrammes per decilitre of alcohol. Mr Ellery said this was “well above the level of 350” which would be expected to cause death. The drink-drive level is 80.
The coroner concluded that Mr Kirkham’s death was alcohol related.
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What do you do in your hotel on a rainy evening in Brizzle before meeting up with mates for dinner?
I know, drink beer…
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An odd one tonight
The Ayatollah is working
I am at a loose end on our first night in Romsey - off to the pub I think
On the spur of the moment as I was walking past the theatre - the have a Jeeves and Wooster play on
And here I am
WTAF
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Act 1 done
It’s actually prettty good
Faithful to the book
What ho!
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Tell me you were going to The Empress of Blandings before your diversion. That would be perfect.
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Had to host a mayoral event tonight. A well-known supermarket had 25% off 6 bottles and with my customary generosity I git a dozen Aussie Merlots at a net £4.50 each and a dozen NZ Sauv Blanc at £5.60.
Can’t have been that bad as the bastards only left me one bottle of white and 1/2 red. 
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All done
It was bally brilliant!!
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What Ho!
You’ll be claiming it back on expenses, right?
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Pip pip, did someone call?
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Absolutely.
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