Not conventional but Iām finishing the Chablis with a Brie.
Have been banned from opening another bottle of fizz because nobody else will drink it while everyone else is piling into the shorts / diy cocktailsā¦ ffs 
I have rebelled
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I might be a little bit fucked up
Girls wearing shopping - Bro in law and I went drinking - the dickhead has just roduced a pint of 8% French beer
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Has clearly impeded your ability to type.
We have gin, two whites, a decent red, Champagne and a Kiwi fizz on the go. Could get messy.
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10 pints of Vibrant Forest Pupa to see me through the evening. I had 3 or 4 at the pub to test its quality.
Burp!!!
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Just demolished a bottle of Greek red along with pan-fried sirloin steak. Saving the fizzy stuff for later.
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I may need to Vodka early.
Tried changing channels & got the mummified version of the last surviving member of Boney M singing Rasputinā¦
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Itās a lousy job but someone had to do it
Cvnts
It did. Great evening
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You should be pleased for a job well done 
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Was a great experience. Met most of the LibDem MPs (cue jokes - eg wouldnāt take long), personally delivered 1500 leaflets, canvassed 200 houses, ran an unofficial taxi service for volunteers.
Iām still taking down stake boards. Thereās quite a forest of them.
But weāre delighted weāve got what we never dreamed could happen - a good local MP committed to working for the constituents rather than just being a vote at Westminster.
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Whaddafuckhappened?
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A deer got into your garden, ate all your flowers and took advantage of you whilst you were laying comatose from too much, Ā£350 per bottle, wineā¦
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Ouch, thatās gotta hurt 
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At least he gets to get bladdered when heās on dry land. Those photos represent the peak of my drinking exploits nowadays 
and San Miguel Zero is one of the better ones. 
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