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Agreed. Great meal and the can of IPA went down very well this morning.

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Bill inst szlodka spa.
Sink I spooned aflout 5 squid sin hisx sours
Ffs

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Mo slenny new fiends

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Thought you have the workmen at 6am?

KO spluck

Actually, that was REALLY good fun.
I spent Β£5.
Got rat arsed & sobered up on the way home when a client decided she wanted to drive us home in a competitors van. (She’d not been drinking)
Never driven on the right, nor a van, nor in fog.
Hilarious and :scream: and included a stop at KFC
I aged 20 years!
The bar was brilliant, I spoke fluent German for 20 minutes without realising, met Patrick an American tourist, most fun since COVID hit

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Too much information.

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its 01:30 the only thing he has left is Southern Comfort. the Vodka and Rum have been consumed.

I empathise with this. Alcohol vastly improved one’s ability to communicate in a foreign language and vastly reduces ones ability to realise ones speaking jibberish.

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Pum whoaxaltirupp axagloo pi dit nud jet yot twe din zo axabtolneen. :crazy_face:

This.

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Had a few too many pan galactic gargle blasters have we?

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Which head are you addressing?

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True story. Stopped drinking on school nights about six weeks ago. Still have a beer at the weekends, but on a combination of tea, coffee and smoothies elsewise.

Feel loads better for it. Got a bit hairy during lockdown. Easily doing ten tins of lager a day.

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I stopped drinking coffee 5 months ago and have never drunk tea I feel much better for it :smile::smile:

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http://mybigmonkey.com/gibberish/

I use that when talking to my boss.

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Gawd. I’ve drunk some shit in The Handlebar tonight.

Now trying to stay awake to get into USA time to watch the scrap tomorrow.

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Bugger

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