🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

Personally I don’t need to be in the “office”, I have to go onto campus occasionally to sort hardware out that can’t be managed remotely. I much prefer WFH however it does mean my hours are no longer 9-5

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I may be cunted

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Again?

:roll_eyes::wink:

Cvnts

The Ayatollah bought home a bottle of Beaujolais nouveau tonight

I raised a very sceptical eyebrow

I was right

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I’m old enough to remember when that became trendy.
Hooray Henry’s all heading off on the Ferry to fill their cars with the shit.
Noticed it on display at Auchan this afternoon.
I swerved it.

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4m penalty Real! Nacho gets tripped Salsaing his way through the Inter defence.

Hazard scores

Inter deserve to be behind.
Nay disqualified.
From all football EVER.
Their kit is doing my eyes in.
Eeyuck wrong, just wrong

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I wish to apologise for the above post.
Watching the game I thought I had Gargantuaned on a bottle of Harnas lager & couldnt see straight.
Just needed to switch to The Blacklist at half time. Vision is now restored. Panic over

This is hilarious, at least the first one is.

Cast includes Clunesy, Sarah B’Stard and a young Q. Very funny indeed, and rings an awful lot of bells :open_mouth::smile::smile:

So the weekend is welcomed with a delivery of draft best from those fine fellows at the Downton Brewery

A bottle of Crozes Hermitage to wash down our Thai takeaway.

Now pondering what to do

Another bottle of vin rouge?

There is a bottle of Madeira that we opened for a virtual cheese tasting that needs finishing

Also a bottle of port - see above

Straight to rum? Maybe too early

A bottle of Jameson’s Crest that someone tried to bribe me with

Choices choices

Never too early for rum…

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Madeira Port Rum

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Oooh Madeira port…nom nom nom

Driveway drinks at 5pm

Street full of patio heaters

Dinner on your lap

Just got back inside

Lockdown is a piece of piss

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I am so proud that my arrival in the country has had such an obvious and positive effect.

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Non alcoholic beers ??? What is up with you man

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I have cut right back on beers tbh

Beers loss is vodka’s gain?

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