That’s a relief.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Um pig still not seen bacon since March
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Whatever it is it looks like somebody has already had a go on it.
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Where’s David Cameron these days? 
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In a shed, fucking a hog roast, while Samantha lies about in the manse unfulfilled.
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Sake tasting notes ???
Mrs Goat looks as if something unpleasant is being poured in front of her - It is Mrs Goat, right 
I was wondering. Has Goat pulled a new rule 1 level?
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Mrs G had sake. I stuck to the beer.
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The Ayatollah has gone round the neighbours to plan a birthday surprise for one of the other neighbours (lockdown besties). Not sure much planning will be happening as she limped off with her hurty foot and a bottle of rose
And being left to my own devices…
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We’ve only gone and done it - we are on holiday
At summer lodge in Evershot on the way down to padstow. Our room has a bar, an actual bar.
I shall be getting twatted to numb the pain of the bill in the morning. I have a horrible sinking feeling that the Ayatollah has been up sold
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You know what she’ll be expecting in that, don’t you.
I hope you packed the viagra. 
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Not sure that is compatible with my drinking strategy
I think you’ll find there’s no conflict between the two drugs.
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What the actual fuck, I mean who even thought that should even be a thing?!?
Ahem…we have them throughout the East Wing. 
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By the way CB, thanks for nothing. 
My bird just caught a glimpse of this pic on my phone, and now it’s “oooh, where is that? Can we stay there? It looks lovely, what hotel is it? Do they have a spa?”
FFS.
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