🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

[Goatboy]

Niece’s 21st today. Think my brother excelled himself with the balloons.

[PhilippineSaint]

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Thing is, this is only funny, because in UK Jagermeister is seen as some sort go shitty trendy lets get fucked ‘bomb’ nonsense… whereas everywhere else its just a digestiv …

Good on the nun for ensuring her post meal ‘shit’ is all fine and dandy

[saintbletch]

Cunts

[CB-Saint]

Normal Friday service resumes

[saintbletch]

[BTripz]

You haven’t learnt have you…

[Fowllyd]

Indeed. We shall now sit and await the inevitable.

[lifeintheslowlane]

That’s a fuckin’ cheat…asking them to put your half in a dirty pint pot…you’re fooling nobody.

[saintbletch]

… Cunt(s)

[Fowllyd]

Well worth the wait. I particularly enjoyed the ellipsis and parentheses. Masterly.

[BTripz]

@lifeintheslowlane

That’s a fuckin’ cheat…asking them to put your half in a dirty pint pot…you’re fooling nobody.

It’s not even a half, it’s more like a 1/3 or maybe a 1/4…

[Fowllyd]

More than enough though, either way.

[Goatboy]

He’s probably dribbled most of it down his blouse. Luckily it won’t show.

[BTripz]

@Fowllyd

More than enough though, either way.

With enough left over for the next 2 days as well…

[saintbletch]

Cunts.

[saintbletch]

Cunts.

[Goatboy]

goodnight

[saintbletch]

@Goatboy

goodnight

And gobless

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

and Gobble?