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Whodafuckwheredafuckhowdafuck

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Never order beer online when inebriated… or maybe do :man_shrugging:

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Are those even alcoholic?

Some are 4% and a few are 3.8%.

Have you no Pride?

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He probably has a case of London Pride at the back 3.2% if i remember correctly

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I could never get past the first word to appreciate the irony of the second…thanks for confirming my instincts. :lou_lol:

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Not that I have any but it is stronger than @PhilippineSaint remembers

London Pride is the flagship beer of Fuller’s Brewery. It is sold both cask-conditioned and bottled. London Pride has been brewed at the Griffin Brewery since 1958. Wikipedia

Alcohol by volume: 4.1% (cask and keg); 4.7% (bottled)

At least they haven’t yet fucked-up HSB when they took over Gales.

Certainly doesnt taste like 4.1 in the Exbury Club.

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Bottom pic is Daftmill - fantastic wee distillery that is producing excellent stuff - but impossible to find… very small releases but yummy

Cunts

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Is the top pic you nicking a bottle of something :grinning::grinning:

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It’s as if Rab C Nesbitt had gatecrashed a CAMRA meeting.

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Ā£30 entry, include Glass and Ā£5 voucher against a bottle of anything you buy… all tasting inclusive on all stands… over 500 expressions to sample if you had that stamina… 3.5 hours of sampling has left me cunted

Happy days

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Surprisingly clear head today - quality of the spirit consumed and lack of mixing it up with beer…

Only bought two bottles; an independent bottling of Cameronbridge distillery 22 year old grain, cask strength… and a Glenallachie 15 year old standard bottling (but non-chill filtered and natural colour) 12 year in ex bourbon casks and 3 year finish in Oloroso Sherry casks… very nice…

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I have mentioned how 95% Spirytus is leading the fight here.
Bro-in-law just killed us.
A vodka shot of home infused Spirytus with Cherry.
I’m dead

I’ve had a few! Only went up there at lunchtime to have a couple. The best laid plans etc----.
Must have had a gallon! Lay in tomorrow, that’s for sure.

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So, Wetherspoons is quiet tonight - and it’s steak night. The advice from the government is starting to hit home.

However, given that it seems unlikely / impossible that schools will stay open under the current pressures, this might be one of my last trips to the IoW.

But Punk IPA is Ā£2.99 a pint so I don’t envy the fucker that tries to evict me after last orders tonight.

Cunts.

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Closing early are they?

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No, I’m planning on starting late.

Loosely linked to this thread but as he’s one of our most unique comic talents…

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