Go on, do a little shamrockā¦
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When i watched the Sparta game in London with Bucks and SO5, I left my umbrella in the pub loo. So, this evening I will be heading to the Sheaf to collect it.
Amazingly, I had only just picked it up from the hotel where Iād left it 3 weeks previously.
I really shouldnāt be allowed to drink - so Iāll only have one this evening.
Should be enough to get me slightly pickled.
Slightly? Sniff of a barmaidās apron has you falling overā¦
Not sure any barmaid would allow him that close.
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Meeting anyone good?
Itās my companyās Christmas do tonight, so Iām heading for Chippenham to attend. Donāt think itāll be overly riotous mind you - cash bar rather than limitless booze provided. But weāll see; should be fun either way. And I get put up in a nice hotel, though I havenāt yet found out whether my employer intends to do the right and proper thing and supply hookers and crack cocaine.
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When the Ayatollah is awayā¦
ā¦CB finds himself at a loose end.
1 off to bitter virtue to buy up my crimbo beers
2 Get home and stick the chicken pie in the oven.
3 Wander down the pub for a swifty whilst pie is cooking
This is the point where the evening will go one of two ways
4a Finish pint, return home eat pie, drink beer and enjoy sole control of tele
4b Have a second pint,get talking to various people, sink another five, stagger to chippy, go home, find house full of smoke and a lump of coal in the oven, beltch, fart, pass out.
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Working tomorrow 
Originally posted by @saintbletch
When i watched the Sparta game in London with Bucks and SO5, I left my umbrella in the pub loo. So, this evening I will be heading to the Sheaf to collect it.
Amazingly, I had only just picked it up from the hotel where Iād left it 3 weeks previously.
I really shouldnāt be allowed to drink
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After a pretty horrific drive home (what the fuck is going on at the top of town) have now settled down to beer no1 - Leffe Royale with Whitbread Goldings hops.
Sanity has finally been restored
Right, that didnāt last long.
Beer 2 - Eviltwin Brewery Hop Flood Amber ale from Brooklyn, NY
Iām going to snuggle up with a bottle of red after the kids have gone to bed.
Iāll report back later 
Evil Twin are responsbile some of my very favourite stouts and porters. Yin, Ashtray Heart, Lilā B, Soft DK, I Love You With My Stout, Christmas Eve at a New York City Hotel Room, Even More Jesusā¦
Theyāre absolute brewing masters. Enjoy!
As itās so fecking freezing that our heating is struggling, Iām huddled under a blanket on the sofa. Currently sipping strong beer and wondering whether my hunger will eventually overpower the desire to stay right where I am and get smashed.
Beer 3 - Hopus Primeur 2016
i am beginning to think that I may need a coup,e of beers below 7%.
I have my brolly and have only consumed two pints of Dead Pony Club (3.8%) by Brewdog, the best brewery in the world.
Currently in A+E having my stomach pumped.
Marc Almond?
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Leffe Royale but this time with cascade hops
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @saintbletch
I have my brolly and have only consumed two pints of Dead Pony Club (3.8%) by Brewdog, the best brewery in the world.
Currently in A+E having my stomach pumped.
Marc Almond?
I didnāt get his name, Goat.
I might go on Jeremy Kyle to see if the DNA can reveal the āfatherā.
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Well, me.
Obviously.
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Decided to have a clear out of the spirits cupboard. Too many half empty bottles of stuff n there. Started with Cointreau. Realising now that this was a fucking stupid idea.
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