Tucking into a corn ‘n’ oil after a day of decorating at home. Joy.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
You go for it girl, proud of you!
Thanks 
When the lines look straight, time to stop drinking and go to bed?
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That’s remarkably like a monochrome version of some beautifully-preserved 70s wallpaper in one of the bedrooms at my parents’ house. Next time I’m over there I’ll take a pic for comparison purposes.
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Has a whiff of Blouson De Bletch about it too.
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Bit staid.
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Double vision cannot cope with that! 
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Euphemism?
That’s funny because I was in Bradbeers in Romsey today and they have some fuckin’ abysmal floral shirts at inflated prices that could easily trigger an Epileptic fit.
I immediately thought of you know who. 
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Why isn’t there a Bletch’s Blouse thread under the gallery section? Travesty.
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God I hope not. I shudder to think what it might be a euphemism for.
Getting so drunk that you vomit down the front of your own clothes?
I awoke at the train station, it was 4:15am and I was sitting on the platform and very cold. I’d been drinking and had the taste of chicken kebab on my palette. I looked down. Oh, fuck. I’d given myself a Blouson De Bletch.
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One of my friends spewed down his front in the Nexus 20 odd years ago. He also vomited on the top deck of the bus. Had to pick up my feet as the vomit moved around the floor as we went around a corner.
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Meh.
Was at an Oktoberfest. We started at 5pm, had some food about 7pm. 9pm we hit the funfair.
After riding all 5 Rollercoasters, the Pirate Boat and a spinning saucer thing we went into these cages in pairs. It spun and also spun upside down.
The guy with me vomited. It filled the floor. We both looked at each other and said Oh Shit.
The Cage flipped upside down. It then spun like a spin dryer while flipping up and down.
Everyone chundered as we emerged, except me.
I was fine until I saw the state of my hair in a mirror and sprayed over a Teddy Bear Stall.
It was about 6C. I had a T-Shirt & fleece
I went to the bathroom, took off my gear and washed it by flushing the loo. Repeated for my Jeans, washed my shoes out in the sink.
I emerged, bought a souvenir T-Shirt to avoid getting exposure and returned to the HofBrau Haus Tent until midnight.
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Cunts
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00:55 just finished a 13 hour day.
I have Spitfire Ale in the cupboard but start again in 5 hours ffs.
Bring on tomorrow. Dont ruin it Saints
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You were doing so well until the last four words
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