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I’m afraid I’ve being enjoying a cheap merlot or 2 followed by a few measures of Captain Morgan Dark Rum.

All whilst watching the Elton John biopic, which was probably very cathartic for Reginald but not for me.

Call me a heretic, burn me at the stake, I care not…

On, and whilst I’m on the pickled thread I have been enjoying some of Sarah Darlington’s pickled onions, I have no idea who Sarah Darlington is but she makes some damn fine pickled onions…

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Sounds a bit saucy to me? Maybe she knows more than her onions?

Fuck me i thought i liked a drink but you guys put me to shame. Cheap French wine followed by a few drams followed by old fashioned sherry. CB Saint does a bottle of Australian chardonnay followed by a bottle of Italian Mascarello followed by---- god knows what. Fair play, i take my hat off to all of you. Me? I’ve been up the pub, several pints of good English ale followed by a stagger down the lane, chicken sarnie and pickled onions. Followed by a little spliff. Thank you and good night.

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Point of order sir! The Glendronach is an old fashioned sherry casked single malt - or more commonly known as a sherry monster … Sherry is for those of a certain age before ones luncheon surely? Best check with Bletch, he seem more a pre lunch sherry type?

See, I had you down as more a ā€˜Camberwell Carrot’ kind of guy ?

Forty years ago maybe. Now, as befits my vintage, everything in moderation.

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Decide a bloody mary to start the evening off before a full English brunch, beer & football.
Have to start early & manage the finish as behind the wheel at 7:30am hence early start.

Use last of Tabasco on my baked beans, no worries, the replacement is at the back of the cupboard…
Sprinkle the usual 5 or 6 drops in the glass.
Move to put bottle back in cupboard and discover?
It was Habanero sauce.
Mama Mia that has cleared my sinuses. Holy bananas Batman.
I will finish this I will finish this I will arrrgghhh

Went to a newish pub after work before heading to the cinema. Needed a drink after my day at work.
Damn place was like a creche.

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Class 2B in attendence?

Nah parents with kids. One birthday. It’s one of these slightly hipster place. Craft beer and burgers.

Bletch with his brood or part of?

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Cunts

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Hear hear.,.

Munich

The 15th day of … fuck it

Cuntz

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Heading home… rude not to…

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Yeah, but Hofbrau :man_shrugging:

One drinks what the airport cafe has… beggars and all that

You were in Munich.
Airport has a micro brewery…
Piss poor excuse

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Yeah, but Hofbrau :man_shrugging:

Badger used to brew that under license in the UK, I don’t know if they still do, but in my earlier lager drinking days even I wouldn’t touch it…