🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

I may never drink again.

Ahahahahahahahaha…

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Cooling cider in need.

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Did you get the thunderstorm earlier? It just missed us and seemed London bound - was watching the lightning from the garden at the top of Cobham Towers (with a chilled glass of wine - ran out of beer :frowning:)

I think it was here briefly. Bit of rain but I missed it. Heard one little thunder clap.

1st empty morning in 12 days tomorrow after non stop 10+ hour days. Means I can guzzle.
29C here all day with a few hours outdoors.
Home at 7pm today, 2 cans of beer didn’t touch the sides, now just sitting on the balcony, drained and worn out but content at how much I’ve seen in that time while Mrs P_F feeds me iced vodkas.
Ahhhhh

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12 x 10+ hour days. Visits to stunning vistas, bantz that worked better than Viagra with some of the hottest young ladies ever. A quiet thought passing my brain that I should ask a sacred miracle working Icon for a miracle, then saying it was offensive & not even on my team to myself and a Miracle happened inside 3 hours.
Now?
Finally.
Beers on the balcony while Mrs P_F gets bladdered at her BFF’s place.
Marvellous

long week. g and t now and scooter rally tomorrow.

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They have rallies for him now? Wow.
He was always one of my favourites on The Muppet Show

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Oh god.

In my cups???

Dying

And I have to go on a pub crawl in 3 hours

Shoot me now

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This is one of the culprits

Unbelievably good wine - perfect

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Superb wine, been to the vinyard. So fuck me you must be worth a fortune to waste that on a binge :innocent:.
Voted best Claret in the world on numerous occasions, annoying the French.
Original owner kept it exclusive and very expensive.
When he died his 2 sons argued that they should make it more available, so split the farm in half.
They farm identical grapes processed in the same vats.
Youngest brother sells his version at about €25 retail.
I drank out on that story at the Milan game. Sommelier was stunned I knew it, lads bought the good cheap stuff all the days we were there
The 4 bottles I took back to the sandpit are long gone.
Euro camp have a site near Broghera on Rue des Vins. Best way to tour all the vineyards in Broghera region.
Hic
#bestvacationever

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Not wasted - drank and enjoyed early on

What fucked me was half a pint of limoncello

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Home grown. Washed down with a Hazelnut Vodka.
Water, salt 1 spoon per litre, horseradish root, Dill flower, 2 gloves of garlic.
Options include horseradish leaves, chilli, cherry leaf (not used)
5 days only by using warm not hot water.
Pack the cucumbers very tightly in the jar build layers up with accessories in between.
Note Polish cucumbers have bumpy skins not like the long straight things you get in Tesco

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:raising_hand_woman:

Wine and g&t earlier. Slept that off. More g&t now with a bit more wine at dinner.
:clinking_glasses:

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Beneath that genteel exterior i suspect a pisshead is lurking Intiniki.

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In my 20s and early 30s maybe but really not any more. Plus @pap will tell you even when I do drink I’m pretty much the same.

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Me too

Sober - twat.
Drunk - twat.

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Incoming!

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