🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

[Rust-Cohle]

No shame in that. Didn’t think you’d be ready yet.

[Fowllyd]

@Rust-Cohle

Have you considered doing pilates after a few pints? Trying to hold a ‘pose’ whilst drunk has to be good for the core etc. Thank me later.

Is there an “altercation in the kebab shop” pose in Pilates then? Or maybe a “head down the toilet bowl” one?

[Rust-Cohle]

There is. Its quite advanced. The tradition is to wear odd coloured clothing to sweat out evil spirits…

[lifeintheslowlane]

@Polski_Filip

Warning! #matchday pickled live updates due Saturday!
Yep, I’ve got another Polish Wedding to go to.
#forqueen&country
#iwillsurvive
#anotherbadgetoearn

Warning…
#anotheronebitesthedust

[CB-Saint]

Ouch - today I get rid of my alcoholic visitors and I am looking forward to when I might not wake up wondering if I can drive at some point this year, or if the Ayatollah will talk to me (potential bonus) or if I might projectile vomit on route to the bakery

[saintbletch]

@Fowllyd

@Rust-Cohle

Have you considered doing pilates after a few pints? Trying to hold a ‘pose’ whilst drunk has to be good for the core etc. Thank me later.

Is there an “altercation in the kebab shop” pose in Pilates then? Or maybe a “head down the toilet bowl” one?

No, but there is a “Got so drunk that they lost their wallet and accused everyone in the party of stealing it” pose.

I’ve seen it done once, and only once before. It was truly impressive.

I am but a Pilates padawan by comparison.

[Fowllyd]

Touché, you cunt, touché.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Tis a sad day when a man’s thread title is no longer sacred… and the collective forum needing to make its so ‘factually accurate’ as to destroy the subtle humour of the original title… the fact that the pissheads on the forum were intoxicated most nights was quite delicious - when they should be waiting until the weekend after a hard weeks toil

Cunts

[Goatboy]

We live in a new world ruled by VAR. If you dare to get pissed outside of thread parameters you will be punished.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

It’s the forum pussies who felt they could not get pissed on other days of week and then report the fact that I blames… of and the cunts who made the change… themes the biggest MoTs in the universe

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

PROTEST! Do not be a slave to the forum elite!!! Take back control!!!

[PhilippineSaint]

I will have the whole of friday on free alcohol at airport lounges and planes heading East and not driving the other end the wife can write out the landing card.

[PhilippineSaint]

I am with MOT

[BTripz]

@BTripz

@tigger

Should we maybe change the thread title to remove mention of specific days?

I tried that once, got rid of the “on a Friday night?” bit, and it got changed back. Bloody people can’t handle change.

See, what did I say

Note to @Map-Of-Tasmania I didn’t change the thread title this time…

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

You are not the enemy

[Intiniki]

Not me either, though I have worked out how to do that.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

You have never been the enemy

[Intiniki]

Give me time with my new powers.

[lifeintheslowlane]

@Intiniki

Give me time with my new powers.

Moderator’s raison d’etre; If you’re not pissing someone off you’re not doing you job properly. It takes time but you’ll get the hang of it.

[Lets-B-Drinking]

Just back from the scene of our “Glorious quiz win”. No pictures on the bar wall which was disappointing.

Sat in the back patio fighting off flying ants, whilst getting stuck into several pints of Bishops Gold.

One of a party leaving came over and said “Hi Kenny. how are you” and I had no idea who he was. He had hair and wore a plain white shirt, so I know who it wasn’t.