Old Castle used to be one of tge bezt Pubs in town in tge summer. Harvester saved it from ruin but not a top choice tbh.
Glad you enjoyed
I have a drink problem
I have a wine stockpile which is proving difficult to make in roads into. My wine Cave is full and I have more wine inbound.
So tonight first effort will be Chateau Dāesclans Garrus 2014, followed by the first red which does require wholesale reorganisation.
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Ship a load to me
Let me know whatās worth drinking and Iāll have it.
DM me your address and Iāll send a couple of transits.
No shit mindā¦
Am actually Darn sarth in the big smoke as a special treat for mini Map who has been wanting to see Mamma Mia in theatreland for years so birthday speacialā¦ thankfully I believe I will be suitably pissed/comatose and get through itā¦ 
During Mamma Mia, will Map be:-
- Drunk, comatose and dribbling
- Dancing in the aisles like a tart
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This is indeed my fearā¦ I have told Mrs Map to ensure I am drunk enough to sleep, but they are concerned I then snore loudly or soil myself in the Novello Theatre and thus tarnish the Tasmanian name for everā¦
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Well I am not drunk yet, but as soon as the missus gets back with the beers, I will be. Friday night, init.
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Just hope if I end up dribbling itās only from my mouthā¦
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I need an option for āBoth of the above, in no particular orderā.
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A fair point and certainly a possibility
From where else, pray tell?
Tried every med on the planet for this effing flu.
Tonight Polish Gluhwein with a liberal dash of 95% alcohol 185% proof Spirytus vodka is working.
Think i watched Discovery earlier think it was brilliant. Cant remember
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not in work til 27th. Of course I am.
@Polski_Filip - Patient Zero in the zombie apocalypse?
Get well soon, mate, for all our sakes.
PS. Ms DP. Destroy the brainski 
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Yes, both combinations are equally appealing. Letās continue with our fantastic Sotonian tradition of democracy.
Which would you prefer from @Fowllydās options?
- Drunk, comatose and dribbling @Map-Of-Tasmania suddenly sits bolt up-right, possessed, and becomes a dancing queen.
- Dancing like a tart @Map-Of-Tasmania eventually succumbs to the influence, plummeting from the Upper Circle in an improbable spiral to the Stalls, causing five deaths.
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Once Mrs BTripz gets home I will be hightailing myself to @CB-Saintās place to help him with his wine issue. Failing that I will walk over to my local and imbibe a few jars of ale
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Never mind that, Big Boozing Bob. Does it not concern you that we have a 60/40 split in favour of five deaths on our most recent poll?
I honestly donāt know what sort of person would vote for that 
Itās an ecclectic mix, thatās for sure.
I would consider that being crushed to death by an inebriated Map would be something that would go down in infamy.
Almost the sort of thing that would make you scream āMamma Mia!ā.
I cannot speak to āhere I go againā. I have no evidence supporting any notion of @Map-Of-Tasmania plummeting in a spiral in a popular theatre venue.
āAnd in other news:
Police have confirmed the arrest of a 49 year old man who was caught urinating from the dress circle onto unsuspecting patrons in the stalls, during a performance of āMamma Miaā at the Novello Theatre.
Sergeant Brian Easy of the Metropolitan police confirmed the man, Mapovtas Manear was charged yesterday eavening for gross indecency And resisting arrestā¦ Sergeant Easy confirmed that the āfat bastard was just stood there relieving himself whilst unsuspecting theatre goers were dancing in the aisles to SuperTrooper.
MR Manear was released on bail earlier this morning but when asked to comment just replied ācuntsā
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