Here you go, I know youā got an ear worm
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After numerous Red Star APA 's at The Guide Dog, I can recommend Bob Mortimoreās latest appearance on Would I Lie to You.
Underwear now in the washing machine.
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Tonightās the night.
Off to Ascot for a beer with Carlos (real name Carl - heās Welsh) and Brazilian Jason. Only see them once a year when Jason comes āhomeā from Brazil so itās always messy. The problem is that we go drinking in Sunning(something ā¦hill or dale) and the curry house doesnāt let anyone in after 10. So we have to binge from 5pm and then head back to Carlosā shed to play guitar and drink Welsh whisky until the wee hours.
Only problem tonight is I have to settle my Ā£25 fantasy football bet with Jason, but I do get to collect Ā£5 from Carlos who last year bet that his all-Welsh fantasy team could come within a 1000 points of our all-Prem teams. Most weeks he didnāt even field eleven players. Twat.
Just got to get him drunk and patriotic enough to agree to do it again this year. Bread of heaven, bread of heavenā¦
Iām sure Iāll be in touch later.
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Think itās Sunningale as the other half lived there as a kid. Bit posh around there.
Itās all really posh round there.
Wherever it is, it has two pubs staggering distance from each other. Both quite posh, oh and Kirsty Gallagher drinks in one of them.
I have pictures!
I mean, an Indian restaurant that we have to phone beforehand and beg them to let us come in as late as 10pm?
Whatās thay about?
Iāve never lived anywhere where the Indian restaurant staff werenāt standing outside after closing time trying to drag you inside to spend money on food you didnāt want to eat and drink you didnāt need.
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Confirmedā¦before the M3 was opened Sunningdale Level Crossing used to be a pigging bottle-neck on the way to London on the A30.
The lovely Kirsty? Pictures?
Rule 1 or whatever?
Iām just off to be Corporate Charlie at Eastleigh v Aldershot. Apparently they take the beers off you at 2.55.
It could get punchy.
Last night the lesbian Iām in love with kissed me, several times, then invited me back to her place. Then told me she was a lesbian and I slept on the sofa.
Now Iām drinking wine on my own.
n.b. this makes it sound like her faultā¦ itās nobodyās fault. Shit happens.
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You did well to get a kiss from a lesbian. Look at the positives. Thereās not many men who could have turned her head the way you did.
It could be that you look like a lesbian. My advice is either (a) forget the kiss and your love of the lesbian or (b) go full lesbian and be with this lady.
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Cunts
I have decided to grow a fanny.
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Apparently, the modern thing to do if you are attracted to lesbian women is to self-identity as one and job done.
I may get told off by a few people on here for saying that. Meh.
Get some boobs while youāre at it. And then send me photos
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Iām making some cracking progress on this, actually.
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Dinger
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Oh, my wordā¦
Is that you then Dinger?