The January 2018 Transfer window:- speculation, rumours, dummy spitting, it's all here

David Batty?

Lars Bender?

Anil Koc

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Parents with a sense of humour though.

Career on a downward trajectory by all accounts. He’s cheap too a free agent in fact… Perfect for us. Were does Les sign?

How about Dijck Whijhpe -

Dutch cover for Cedric but also a talented male stripper and porn star

EDIT: I’m just making stuff up now as nothing else seems to be happening

Dear Les

We are talking about our bid being 1.25 Rory Delaps short.

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Dear Les, Ralph, Big Kat and the Gaos

Fuck off

The end.

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Don’t forget the manager, players, fans, stadium and city, or indeed the whole South.

Stop flapping like a northerner @barry-sanchez

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Daley Thompson?

According to the BBC

Pending Deals

  • Quincy Promes: Spartak Moscow :arrow_forward: Southampton
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According to the Metro were likely to miss out…

It’ll go through .

How else will the Gaos pay tha Russian oligarch what they owe him?

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Those Russians are ruthless and brutal. They removed Redmonds talent as a warning to ‘the Chinese,’ but alas he still gets picked.

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I’ve no idea what this clue is, but I just wanted to quote it so everyone has to keep scrolling past it.

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and that, my friend, is why you are only 7th in the Championship…

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Daley Cockwomble?

Suffering from premature evaluation Barry? You could at least wait until we lose to Brighton and the transfer window slams shut.

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Is it Waxchest McHairylegs?

Ooh, ooh, @bearsy - is it Nicholas Bendtner (“knickerless bender”)?!

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