Fucking hell.
sorry wrong thread
It still fits in 
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We would need to follow it up with the signings of Kyle Walker from City and Erik Pieters from Spurs. Then play a back three.
Walker-Peters Walker Pieters.
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I was going to post this, then noticed the lack of blue tick, but I’d thought I’d post it anyway, what the heck
Sky do often ‘spert’ a lot of bollox but I’m inclined to call bullshit on this one sadly.
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Nothing more than “Pellegrino pushing for Promes deal” on their official website…nothing about deal being struck…so it drags on.
Promes is in the bag. Transfer dot to dot proves* it.
Redmond had Pep in his ear a while ago and is now playing up. Promes and his club apparently dismissed the idea of him joining us. Pep has very recently said he can’t afford £80m for a player(although 6 at £50m a go is ok) and we all know that means he’s softening the fans up for Redmond at £30m + £10m** of add ons. We have more money and know the fans will go ballistic if we sell a winger/creator*** and don’t replace. Promes and his club are now happy, as they get their asking price and he takes VD’s wages(a big pay rise).
You just need to learn to join the dots(alcohol and drugs optional).
*not in a legal or dictionary kind of way.
** forget it, we won’t see one penny of it.
***sorry, couldn’t resist
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So, Sane plays for the team at the top of the league, gets injured and they are looking to replace him with Redmond, who is playing for a team one off the bottom of the league and who hasn’t been able to hit a barn door with a banjo.
OK, how does that work, unless someone gave someone a blow job and is blackmailing the other party…just saying…
If he’s playing for WBA that would explain why he’s done fuck all for us this season. Makes even more sense to get rid of him, the moonlighting cunt.
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Forget Promes, we’ll take a damaged Sane in part exchange. Seems fair.
I think this is how rumours start! Nobody wants Redmond.
A TV show ‘Everyone loves Redmond’. I’ll contact Netflix see if they’d be interested…
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Forget Promes, we need to hijack this deal NOW!!!
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