Everyone screams at Rory to take a 3 wood on 13…
Booms the driver
Everyone screams at Rory to take a 3 wood on 13…
Booms the driver
McIlroy 3 clear
What a crazy birdie from Scottie out of the trees twice
I feel sorry for Rosie, always the bridesmaid…
he loves the dresses ![]()
Don’t be sorry for him, he has been lucky enough to shake my hand in his past
For the love of God hit it straight Rory
Bet he didn’t wash for a week…smelly bugger.
Rory

Rory you fuckwit - don’t not drop these two shots - I want to go to bed
In the fucking trees for fucking fucks sake
and I want some beer tokens
Real potential for a double ![]()
Where the fuck is he? That’s awful. Got to be a huge hook
Got 2 putts from 15 feet.
Tap in for a guy who really is as nice as he seems
Get in the hole ![]()
And great to see his patents Gerry still remembered me on the course in Rome having walked them through the crowd to be green side for his 1st win
Damn
Got something in my eye