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[Goatboy]

Amoxycillin? You’ll be fine. Can I recommend Steam Town, just over the bridge? Some of my mates are dj-ing there tonight.

[pap]

Having had a relatively smooth end to my second full week in full charge of a development department, I was genuinely ambivalent about getting any beers in.

However, I would like to point out that this thread made the difference. The beers are in, my fine fellows. I’ll not do the @saintbletch thing and call you all cunts later on, although admittedly, that is sober me talking.

[Goatboy]

Work tomorrow but I may squeeze a couple of cocktails in this evening.

[lifeintheslowlane]

You have the rest of your life to get shit-faced…make sure you’re there to enjoy it. The voice of reason says “don’t drink alcohol whilst taking antibiotics”.

…or you could live dangerously.

[saintbletch]

That’s exactly where I’m heading @Goatboy.

Will I get punched if I ask for Folk songs?

[pap]

I’ve just looked that up.

The side-effects include:-

may cause mood swings and sudden urges to watch people dogging on towpaths

I think you’ve found your drug.

Sex in public

OK, I’m not a prude. Well I am really, but I try to be open minded. Well I don’t really - I wish it were 1934 again actually. Anyway, this afternoon Mrs Bletch and I went for a walk along the Itchen Navigation. We headed north out of Eastleigh and as we crossed Highfield Road on the public footpath we came across two young people engaged in an act of sexual congress. They were also accompanied by a small child of unknown age and gender who was in a pram. The woman’s bare arse was facing me, and …

[Cobham-Saint]

They can’t be antibiotics if they are for “prolonged release” - sounds more like knob-drugs…

[Goatboy]

If that’s what you want.

[saintbletch]

@Goatboy

Amoxycillin? You’ll be fine. Can I recommend Steam Town, just over the bridge? Some of my mates are dj-ing there tonight.

Tears for Fears and Unity Conflux. Not a bad start.

EDIT: Flock of Seagulls With (Photograph of You) - it’s Kenny’s time warp again.

[Lets-B-Drinking]

Ask for New Gold Dream by Simple Minds.

But make sure you don’t insult the DJ by accident.

[pap]

I’m chilling with a bit of music, quite often singing. I don’t carry many bad notes but the missus is still not happy with the interference with the TV.

“Why’d you think I bought you headphones”, she asks.

“I saw through your subtle plan, Ginge”, I reply.

“There was nothing fucking subtle about it!” she exclaims.

Not sure what I love more, the missus or the fact that the South taught her to swear.

[Polski_Filip]

Cvnts.
#leavingparty
#karaoke
Became ITK about what is going on in thè world

#weirdshit

[pap]

Spill while you’re still too insensible to do otherwise!

[CB-Saint]

Genepi is the poison of the night because some knob in the apartment bought a magnum of the stuff

Just what the doctor ordered particularly as we have to be on the first lift tomorrow as we are heading to La Plagne

[saintbletch]

Ner ner ner ner nineteen.

Cunts.

[Goatboy]

Have you asked for Boney M yet?

[Cobham-Saint]

He’s waiting for the knob-drugs to kick in first…

[saintbletch]

Great set. It was like my mum had found my singles collection from the 80s (that’s she’s lost!) and I’d spent all night playing them.

I even danced a bit.

Pete says hello @Goatboy. Says he hasn’t seen you since you sang vocals for a band he was in? Did I get that right?

[Goatboy]

Nearly. Did he laugh at your shirt?

[saintbletch]

No, but I think he lied when he said he liked my skirt.