Can you send me the address of that kebab emporium please?
I fear it has been contaminated with your shirt molecules.
Doner meat is mysterious enough. *
* Richard Donner meat is self-explanatory, but not available in TESCOs
Bletchs night ends at 6.55pm
standard
Bit of a late one to be honestā¦
Suggest you consider these for next time then
https://www.tena.ca/mens-products/Men,en_CA,sc.html
Dunno the address but itās next to The Albion and itās great. Just down the hill from the station .
Lovely but.got some supplies for later in case Iām low on calories.
Nicely wrapped in your spare blouse.
Cunt. Thatās a pair of boxers.
Cunt.
You running around with your old chap hanging outā¦again?
Yeah and no cunt had noticed, again.
peeping out
In Wetherspoons in Beastleigh.
At least everything is cheap.
What is the Sotoniansā position on cucumber in gin and tonics?
Iām agnostic in a Pimmās but gin and tonic is weird.
Including you by the look of it.
yum
Youāll fit right in then 
True that. Iām even drinking Fentimanās tonic.
Donāt tell @Fowllyd. Heās a tonic snob with his talk of botanicals and shitzherbs.
Cunt.