We failed to lose.
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We aren’t getting butt fucked, yet, today.
Aussies batting 132-4.
Correction!
We are now getting plenty of Head.
Rain stops play, Australia 231-6
Head got his century and then was bowled for 101
From 12-3 to 231-6 FFS
Summary
- Head hits 112-ball hundred for Australia to swing momentum, having come in at 12-3
- Chips Woakes to mid-on a ball after reaching ton, put on 121 with Green (74)
- England bowlers struggle after good start. Four wickets in first session
- Robinson removes Warner and Smith for ducks but now has back issue
- Broad comically bowls Labuschagne for 44 and has Khawaja caught at slip
- Five England changes - In: Burns, Pope, Billings (debut), Woakes, Robinson. Out: Hameed, Bairstow (injured), Buttler, Anderson (niggle), Leach
Stumps, rain stopped play
Australia bowled out for 303, England just bowled out for 188, trail by 115
Can we just eradicate this thread.
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Better?
Warner gone for a pair
The Ashes: Ollie Pope takes ‘flying’ catch to remove David Warner for a duck -
Oh 33-3, it’s the hope that kills you. Night watchmen in,
Khawaja gets caught on the glove trying to duck under a Wood bouncer, Billings takes it.
Tsunami stops play?
Aus 155 a.o.
Wood takes 6, Broad 3
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What a shame that the Aussie Government didn’t get round to deporting this shower of shit back in early December.
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Height of optimism
English batsmen applying sunblock before an innings
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