18th summed up his luck. Perfect 2and shot. Span back off the green.
Chip back hit pin bounced out
Rory straight back out on the course, now 2 under (for this round) after 3 holes
Johnson 2 under for this round as well, that make him -9
Game over. Cash out.
DJ at -9 only way he loses is if someone puts a flight of stairs in front of him
His problem is that he doesn’t get enough practice rescuing those positions- me on the other hand is a veteran - that is my usual lie for my second shot
Excuse me for not believing you, as you couldn’t even get it right about muddy balls.
Golf? I know nuffink
DeShambles lost ball 10 ft off fairway in 2nd cut. Hahahahahhaha.
Bryson blasts a 3 wood at 350yd 2and hole. Pulls it into where Patrons normally stand but pin high.
And they cant find his ball in the deep rough.
Now driving back to take 3 off the tee.
Same spot!
But found that ball as it is sitting up
Triple Bogey 7 for Bryson.
The muscle bound twat has now missed a 4ft eagle putt.
I think he’s going to cry.
Lines up on the 9th. Gives the Driver the full works, down the middle.
And only 10 yards past Lois & Rahm.
Stuffs up the approach.
Sod it.
Star Trek time
Now he can’t even chip.
Meanwhile … Langer at -3, not sure you really need to beef up and try and drive 400yds… makes Deshambles look a bit of a twat…
Come on Tommy!
Dropped shot on last hole. Level par. C’mon the rest, keep the cut at -1.