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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/05/2016 14:53:27

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @crstig That place is a shambles. Owner who refuses to let people more qualified actually do their jobs, staff turnover is ridiculous.2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Would love to see Forest give Adkins a go… #nffc #saintsfc6 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s Kelvin Davis was “blown away” after his special recognition at #SFCAwards2016: http://sfcne.ws/KDAwards1516 https://t.co/GRgvRWk04h31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch as Kelvin Davis received a special gift at #SFCAwards2016 to mark his decade of service to #SaintsFC: http://youtu.be/fwdXDhFSClIan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough There were a hell of a lot of similarities between the two situations. Wonder if there’s a buyout clause…an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough Shush, you. Very surprised, tbh.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/05/2016 13:51:44

| Chris Rann @crstig | @wez …anyway, it would be so Saints to lose at home to Palace and finish 8th.4 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @wez There is still a risk with 7th. United could cock the cup final up.5 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @jackhsimmo Basically finish as high as we can… https://t.co/ApKiQ01EA47 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Wishful thinking, but perhaps both #mufc and #cpfc will have one eye on the final. That would only leave Stoke to do a job for us. #saintsfc11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @WhoScored Could you combine first half of 14/15 with second half of 15/16 to give an overall “full” season at top form average score?18 minutes ago |
| WhoScored.com @WhoScored | GRAPHIC: Dusan Tadic http://wscrd.co/SaintsSerb https://t.co/6A8DMr2IiS21 minutes ago |
| Stefan Buczko @bvbawesome | Official: Borussia Dortmund have signed Ousman Dembélé from Stade Rennes. He signed a contract until 2021. #bvb31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Alfie Jones was thrilled at being named #SaintsFC’s Young Player of the Season last night: http://sfcne.ws/AJAwards1516 https://t.co/Q7RZBWTTCj26 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SFCAwards2016 was a big night for Alfie Jones, who won the #SaintsFC Young Player of the Season award. Watch here: http://youtu.be/HR4yQmr3AWE41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton Our recent D there was after they made 5 changes ahead of the derby. No Lukaku or Barkley, who both ALWAYS play well against us.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton Neither of us beat them this season, that’s an absolute scandal.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/05/2016 12:50:29

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Read more on #SaintsFC’s @Prowsey16, @Mattytargett and @jackstephens_18 being selected for the Toulon Tournament: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qwc16 minutes ago |
| Everton @Everton | Kenwright:“Moyes’ first words to me were ‘I’ll keep #EFC up’. Roberto’s first words: 'I’ll get you in the Champions League.” #WelcomeRoberto2 years ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @TheDanJames There were going to be protests and all sorts, at least binning Martinez today probably puts a stop to that.14 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Disappointingly decisive by Everton.18 minutes ago |
| Jack Hyom @jackhyom | Most days in relegation zone and survived: 252 - #SaintsFC (1998/99) 237 - #SAFC (2015/16) 226 - #SAFC (2013/14) https://t.co/5d0ypy10qK2 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Unreal decision by #efc. I was enjoying that…19 minutes ago |
| England @England | :memo: Here’s the 20-man list of players who will represent us at@TournoiToulonn, which kicks off next week.#YoungLionss https://t.co/XqFX2bUwMx19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jodie_Lisa Which one are you?19 minutes ago |
| England @England | :memo: Here’s the 20-man list of players who will represent us at@TournoiToulonn, which kicks off next week.#YoungLionss https://t.co/XqFX2bUwMx19 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @wez You know me, I love an unnecessary logo change…35 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @wez …and NOW I realise what that new app is on my phone.39 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | The only shame last night was that @ShaneLong7 wasn’t recognised for his superb season. Should have a runner up for fans player. #saintsfc41 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Also, on Bertrand, the general consensus from people who have met him is that he is a genuinely nice bloke. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Was really pleased for @ryanbertrand3 last night. I think he is a player who is so consistent he is often taken for granted. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| The Stone Roses @thestoneroses | THE STONE ROSES WILL RELEASE A NEW SINGLE TONIGHT AT 8PM https://t.co/oHYrmgwYYE2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Former #SaintsFC players Aaron Martin and Lee Holmes are the latest names confirmed for #SKD10: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qw3tan hour ago |
| Barclays Football @BarclaysFooty | .@SouthamptonFC fans, WIN a pair of tickets to see the Saints’ final home game this Sunday, RT to enter by 5pm. https://t.co/oOuWff2bLn2 hours ago |

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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Crystal Palace Preview With The Eagles Beak ! | Freddie once again seeks out the opposition view and this time it’s Jay from the Eagles Beak who will give us the … 12-05-2016 |

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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! “Wonderful” Fans Cams At Spurs09-05-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/05/2016 10:48:09

| FAIreland @FAIreland | BREAKING: Martin O’Neill has named a 35 man squad for the upcoming friendly against the Netherlands! #COYBIG #IRLNED http://twitter.com/FAIreland/status/730706313051836416/photo/120 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @ryanbertrand3 was honoured to win the #SFCAwards2016 President’s Choice prize: http://sfcne.ws/RBAwards1516 https://t.co/3tXIy77TwH18 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch as #SaintsFC legend Terry Paine picked @ryanbertrand3 as his President’s Choice award winner: http://youtu.be/MmNLVkFPh2w #sfcawards201629 minutes ago |
| Premier League @premierleague | Most days in relegation zone and survived: 252 - #SaintsFC (1998/99) 237 - #SAFC (2015/16) 226 - #SAFC (2013/14) https://t.co/5d0ypy10qKan hour ago |

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Most days in relegation zone and survived: 252 - #SaintsFC (1998/99) 237 - #SAFC (2015/16) 226 - #SAFC (2013/14) https://t.co/5d0ypy10qK

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/05/2016 09:46:42

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @VirgilvDijk also won the Players’ Player of the Season prize at #SFCAwards2016. Watch him collect it: http://youtu.be/Docza55-VRc6 minutes ago |
| Virgil van Dijk @VirgilvDijk | Big thanks to the fans, players & everyone who is involved at @SouthamptonFC for fans & players player of the year! https://t.co/16vmpCHnra37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @lennysaints Hi Lenny. We would recommend contacting the Ticket Office directly on 02381 780780. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch as #SaintsFC’s @VirgilvDijk picked up the top honour at #SFCAwards2016 – the Fans’ Player of the Season prize: http://youtu.be/16xpZQrpVtkan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @markI_N_D Matsuyama is my best bet. Have also backed Na, Henley and Zach Johnson at bigger prices. You?an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer #saintsfc have been linked with him and Townsend since time began.an hour ago |
| Adam Blackmore @bigadamsport | Breaking News: The manager of Sheffield United Nigel Adkins has been sacked. More at 0855an hour ago |
| BBC Look North (Yks) @BBCLookNorth | Breaking News: The manager of Sheffield United Nigel Adkins has been sacked. More at 08552 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @deark3009 To be fair, the relentless positivity is fine when you’re winning every week. Not so much when you’re midtable in 3rd division!2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Delighted for @vincey14 getting a Test call-up, suspect Hampshire will struggle even more in his absence though. Long season ahead!2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @legsidelizzy and at stupid o’clock as well2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Nige :cry: Still, frees him up to manage the Promotions XI next week…#saintsfcc2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/05/2016 07:46:01

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | View our full gallery of images from an amazing night at #SFCAwards2016: http://sfcne.ws/GalleryAwards1516 #saintsfc https://t.co/3AgUeKbI9Z14 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/05/2016 03:43:25

| Chris Rann @crstig | @sarahsupasaint Saw you pup up on the YouTube feed a few times!39 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 23:42:29

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Your #SFCAwards2016 winners… :trophy:#saintsfcc https://t.co/UMYDrR62tt35 minutes ago |

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What a night for Virgil van Dijk at the #SFCAwards2016! :clap: #saintsfc

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#SaintsFC’s Goal of the Season winner: Cuco Martina! #sfcawards2016

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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Spurs Away Day !10-05-2016 |
| All Eyes Now Look To Upton Park And Anfield09-05-2016 |
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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Unbelievable ! Spurs Game Fan Cam’s Part 209-05-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! “Wonderful” Fans Cams At Spurs09-05-2016 |
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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 22:41:39

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @VirgilvDijk was a proud man after his #SFCAwards2016 double: http://sfcne.ws/VVDAwards https://t.co/q59VeaM4Sb4 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @CDBaker86 @SkySportsLyall Big talk. I’d take Wes & Robert :wink:15 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @SkySportsLyall Keep your hands off17 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | A great night for #SaintsFC! We run you through all the winners from this evening’s #SFCAwards2016: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qtoo22 minutes ago |
| Steven Davis @StevenDavis8 | #SaintsFC’s @StevenDavis8 on his brace at Spurs and who he thinks will win Goal of the Season at the #SFCAwards2016: https://grabyo.com/g/v/ZXOs83j6R6V30 minutes ago |
| Charlie Austin @chazaustin9 | Great evening at the @SouthamptonFC awards night congratulations @VirgilvDijk truly deserved :clap::clap::clap::red_circle::white_circle::red_circle::white_circle:an hour ago |

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We caught up with a delighted @Prowsey16 to discuss his new six-year contract at #SaintsFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/h9rY2MYoc4Q

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/05/2016 22:25:10

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #efc target Ronald Koeman says he could sign new #saintsfc contract next week. Via colleague @Alex_PJ_Smith http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/515323/Ronald-Koeman-Everton-link-new-contract-Southampton3 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Excellent competition has helped #SaintsFC to another excellent season, says @RonaldKoeman: http://sfcne.ws/RKPressCPFCH https://t.co/La0R681udu28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @WoodDannyboy Thanks for your fantastic support! :innocent:#saintsfcc38 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch the second part of @RonaldKoeman’s press conference ahead of #SaintsFC’s clash with #CPFC on Sunday: http://youtu.be/opdZK7-WmVQan hour ago |

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We spoke to a delighted @FraserForster moments after he penned a new five-year deal at #SaintsFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/iNe6MDAifAP

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#SaintsFC’s @Prowsey16 and @FraserForster had some fun on our official @Snapchat story announcing their new deals! :joy: https://t.co/9AsIHozshg

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