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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 08/05/2016 23:43:04

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | You can now enjoy over 17 minutes of action from #SaintsFC’s excellent win at Spurs on http://www.player.saintsfc.co.uk: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qfpb38 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s time for our 60-second highlights! :movie_camera: Catch the best of the action from#SaintsFCC’s 2-1 win at Spurs:https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qfouZ43 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 06:06:02

| Chris Rann @crstig | #thfc 1 #saintsfc 2 Player Ratings:- http://georgeweahscousin.com/match/6600-tottenham-hotspur-v-southampton/14 minutes ago |

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Only one to go#SaintsFC are now sixth in the #BPL table and have matched their @premierleague points record! https://t.co/kGUxTyLHjx

Retweets: 73

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 08:07:58

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch our full interview with #SaintsFC skipper José Fonte, as he discusses the importance of the 2-1 win at Spurs: http://youtu.be/oVlJrTgFVPU2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NLFG Well if you were that much of a fat cunt and had to work for the Mail, wouldn’t you be miserable too? :wink:7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton Fucking hell, that’s a bit shit. Ours were pricy, just shy of £200, I think, but at least it’s theoretically open to everyone9 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We spoke with #SaintsFC captain José Fonte after yesterday’s 2-1 victory at Spurs: https://grabyo.com/g/v/X0oDhXDHJ4P13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton Dare I ask how much they were charging?32 minutes ago |

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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! You Did A Number On Us Say Spurred On TV | Freddie catches up with Spurred On TV and get their thoughts after the great win for Saints at White Hart Lane 09-05-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 09:08:58

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Perhaps he just wasn’t very good in the first place. Not the first African striker to tear it up in Russia and look hopeless here.2 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @thorsten_t94 Just visit http://tickets.saintsfc.co.uk! #saintsfc4 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @thorsten_t94 The game is sold out, but you may still be able to secure a seat via the Ticket Exchange. #saintsfc21 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | After winning at Spurs, #SaintsFC must now finish the job against #CPFC, says José Fonte: http://sfcne.ws/JFPostSpursA https://t.co/7qv2zJvNZT40 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 10:09:24

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Time is now running out to bid on these unique #SaintsFC experiences, in support of @SFC_Foundation and @MarysMeals: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1pdg242 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 £13.5m. Martinez could/should be sacked for that alone, as well as all the other things…an hour ago |
| Philip 父 Wilkinson 父 @PW57WHU | Typical Scum cannot even beat the Scummers we are now 7th and Europa looking more distant…20 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 To be fair, Ross Barkley wasn’t much better…an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 11:09:50

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CrystalMazeHQ When will photos from Friday be on the Facebook page?5 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @AndyDouglas79 It is sold out, but Season Ticket holders can put their seats on the Ticket Exchange, so keep checking back. #saintsfc11 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @rookesjordan Yes, there is still availability in Block 31. #saintsfc13 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Coming to #SKD10? Supporters can now book car parking in advance for next week’s game. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qgvj22 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | And here is the video version of that Graeme Souness interview for @talkSPORTKO http://talksport.com/football/graeme-souness-next-instalment-16050619476338 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Go to the last ten minutes of the 21.30 - 22.00 section for my exclusive interview with #lfc legend Graeme Souness http://talksport.com/radio/listen-again/1462557600#an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The Promotions Eleven have added a right-back! Danny Butterfield is the latest name confirmed for #SKD10! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qgv2an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 12:10:20

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s Dušan Tadić was a happy man after improving on his assist tally at Spurs: http://sfcne.ws/DTPostTHFCA https://t.co/jKLRQdrQqp19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @F365 @danielstorey85 And nothing on Southampton. Hmm. I know you can’t/don’t include everyone, but that was a pretty big win.41 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 13:10:34

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NLFG I’m assuming he’s just yoinked it from someone who tweeted him. He usually has some really smart pre-match graphics.4 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Hear from #SaintsFC striker @ShaneLong7 after he picked up the April Player of the Month award: https://grabyo.com/g/v/mEmn6WVNOrF10 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Congratulations to @ShaneLong7, who fans have voted as #SaintsFC’s Player of the Month for April! :clap: https://t.co/uN8kIly6M416 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White They could save a fortune on the demolition contract by getting Millwall in next week :wink:18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White also that unmistakeable cracking sound of seats being broken in the last 5 minutes of the game :smiley:41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White Looking forward to the aggro at the exit gates when stewards search people *leaving* the ground.41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White Absolutely shameless. Bet at least half the seats “go missing” tomorrow night.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CrystalMazeHQ Thanks :slight_smile: Is there an online store to buy merchandise? Didn’t have the t-shirt I wanted in my size…an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White Is that what they’re charging for your actual seat? Fuck that, go tooled up tomorrow night!an hour ago |

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Two goals. Three assists. #SaintsFC’s Player of the Month for April! Congratulations Shane Long! :clap: ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 14:10:52

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong But he’ll know that everyone else will know that, and if he gets sacked his reputation won’t be affected, plus big payoff.8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch highlights from #SaintsFCU18s’ final game of the season, as they were beaten at #NUFC: http://youtu.be/V1LclSS_mdY #saintsfc13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong Can only be a financial decision - as NTFC statement says, the numbers involved are way above what they can offer20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong He’d have to be absolutely batshit mental to go there in the current circumstances23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jonathanliew @Matt_Lawton_DM @NatashaSHenry Not forgetting that Samuel was just plain wrong: https://t.co/iVu34EU6O644 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @ShaneLong7 thanked fans after his second Player of the Month award this season: http://sfcne.ws/LongAprPOTM https://t.co/q9LAfpEQwZan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 15:11:23

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @lloyd_isgrove has helped #BarnsleyFC into the League 1 play-offs. Read our full loan round-up: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qhmh8 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough although I note that contract he said he’d sign “maybe Tuesday?” is still unsigned… :wink:15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough Would be amazed if he’s still there next season. Striker + central midfielder presumably top of MP’s wish list.15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough Mason’s neat and tidy on the ball, but got bypassed pretty easily. Not in the same league as Dembele or Alli.19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough The lack of Dembele’s strength and ability to just keep hold of the ball was the key, I think. Back 4 has always had protection.22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough Long was the key for us yesterday, I thought. Never gave Vertonghen or Alderweireld a moment’s peace. Ludicrous energy levels.36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough @F365 @danielstorey85 *angry-arsenal-fans.gif*an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough @F365 @danielstorey85 Could have had 3 or 4 on the counter. Can only remember one real chance you had in the second half.an hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Congratulations to @ShaneLong7, who fans have voted as #SaintsFC’s Player of the Month for April! :clap: https://t.co/uN8kIly6M4

Retweets: 69

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 16:12:17

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s your last chance to watch #SaintsFC in style this season! Hospitality packages are still available for #CPFC: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qi4810 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JLQPR Alright, grandad :wink:an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/05/2016 17:13:05

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Six days left! The Season Ticket renewal deadline is nearly here. Are you going to be #InThatNumber? #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qh5z8 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | England squad “leak” has Nathaniel Clyne’s name spelt incorrectly, which makes me doubt its authenticity. #saintsfc https://t.co/M5BHsdsXMs34 minutes ago |

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